5 milez

iz biiiiiiiig whole

i have cablez

Depends on the dirt she is specifically looking for. There are different types of dirt, and if she is a gardener, I am sure she is looking for specific dirt, not just your average dirt.

True, and to her credit, this is almost certainly what she meant. But for comedic purposes, take note that she did not specify "topsoil" or anything of that nature. Just dirt.

i have dirt in my hole

i have dirt in my hole

this "hole" you speak of... does it have unicorns in it as well? ANSWER ME MAAAN

it has tricorns in it

they're made out of butter

it has tricorns in it

 

 

they're made out of butter

Well thats a load of cr-- tricorns? ... really? =O

ooh ooh ohh i wanna see!

you can see them

but only if you pay me...

27 francs

and also...

I demand...

One...

Sailing Mast.

does that mast also made out of butter?

yes it does need also make out of butter

Interesting, I'd look out my window.

take note that she did not specify "topsoil" or anything of that nature. Just dirt.

Everyone is a noob at some point in their life.

take note that she did not specify "topsoil" or anything of that nature. Just dirt.

Everyone is a noob at some point in their life.

But some are noobs for longer times than others. Like this person, apparently.

take note that she did not specify "topsoil" or anything of that nature. Just dirt.

Everyone is a noob at some point in their life.

 

But some are noobs for longer times than others. Like this person, apparently.

Ah but you can't say she has been doing this for years or has just started.