Serious Addiction, Could Be Drugs
Yes. I, Omicron Xero of BZPower, would like to confess something.
I have a serious addiction. Really serious. In fact I cannot control it. Doctors can't help me. It is morphing my life around.
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It all started when I met this guy in a dark alley:
He offered me a cup of peanut butter wrapped with chocolatey goodness. So I figured, why not. This guy didn't seem to bad. But second I took a hit of that Reeses, something sparked in my mind. I begged the guy to give me all that he had, and he did. That is how my addiction started.
Over the years, my condition kept getting worse. They kept making different versions of it that quadrupled my craving:
And now as I sit here eating like 8 of them at the same time, it makes me realize. What has my life come to?
Sometimes I get so sad and depressed that I eat a tub of ice cream:
For those who suffer the same condition as me, you are not alone in the world.
I love Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
-Omi
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