So the Ruler of Holy Nightmare was The Penguin?

Astounding.

Alku

I have no idea who you are talking about!

However, I can assure you that I will be the ruler of Gotham!

HEY! I'M THE ONLY PENGUIN AROUND HERE, BUDDY!

I bet you don't even have a hammer!

I am at your service, oh great and mighty ruler of land and sea!

A hammer has no class, little bird. An umbrella is full of style! Ahahahahaha!

My good sir..

..you have a big nose

Hammers>Umbrellas

Hammers>Umbrellas

Hidden guns in umbrellas beat hammers... It seems as if I've said too much.

*shoots using umbrella*