Mayor
As most of you know, I'm running for mayor. We are so alike, sure I might not seem like the perfect choice, but I assure you all...
I will free Gotham City from what ails it!
Gotham City has but one problem, and that is the Batman! For too long has he caused trouble, the bat has been a thorn in the side of this... fine city. After all, I was just touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. The Batman was at the very scene of the riot! Heck, he couldn't even save the mayor's baby. And While I may have saved the mayor's baby, I must refuse to save a mayor who stood by as helpless as a baby, while Gotham City was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns and happy homemakers into catwomen! It is time for change!
Besides when it comes right down to it, who's holding the umbrella? The umbrella of... protection.

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