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Mayor


Kohaku

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As most of you know, I'm running for mayor. We are so alike, sure I might not seem like the perfect choice, but I assure you all...

 

I will free Gotham City from what ails it!

 

Gotham City has but one problem, and that is the Batman! For too long has he caused trouble, the bat has been a thorn in the side of this... fine city. After all, I was just touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. The Batman was at the very scene of the riot! Heck, he couldn't even save the mayor's baby. And While I may have saved the mayor's baby, I must refuse to save a mayor who stood by as helpless as a baby, while Gotham City was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns and happy homemakers into catwomen! It is time for change!

 

Besides when it comes right down to it, who's holding the umbrella? The umbrella of... protection.

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Swert

Posted

Remind me to vote against you. -Swert

Kohaku

Posted

Oh... my... we can't have that...

 

Besides, who said this was going to be democratic?

Necro

Posted

Hmm...you make a convincing case. Plus I <3 penguins, so the name helps. He has my vote.

lih

Posted

What the Grey Ghost said.

Kohaku

Posted

Hmm...you make a convincing case. Plus I <3 penguins, so the name helps. He has my vote.

You are a good man.

 

What the Grey Ghost said.

It seems as if one of the puppets of Gotham City has arrived...

 

*shoots fire from umbrella*

 

I can't let you do that, Penguin.

I already have, my brilliant plan has been set into motion... it is easy to vote with only one name on the ballot!

 

Necro

Posted

See, how can you call this man bad? By putting one name on it he's fixed what happened in Florida in 2001! No more waiting days to get results because some people can't read the ballot right. [/genericunassuminggothamcitizen]

Kohaku

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See, how can you call this man bad? By putting one name on it he's fixed what happened in Florida in 2001! No more waiting days to get results because some people can't read the ballot right. [/genericunassuminggothamcitizen]

Exactly!

 

Why be just mayor when one can be KING?

Ah... but remember when those Pengi froze Dreamland? Those were my minions! They told me you acted like a huge baby!

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