I don't get the second one.

I don't get the second one.

Me either, but it sounds familiar.

LOL at the first. Wha? at the second. Wait, is that a Hercules reference?

There's a character named Phil in Hercules?

My good man, surely you mean Kimba the White Lion and not the Lion King!

http://www.kimbawlion.com/rant2.htm

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I have no clue about the second one. But the first one is LOL.

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I can't believe it's not approved!

"Yeah, I had a dream. I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. So great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. And everyone would say, 'That's Phil's boy.' That's right."

Philoctetes, aka Phil, is the Satyr who trains Hercules. Come on, guys. This is pretty basic stuff!

Need to update my blog approval.

So the Circle of Life is that Makuta wins and everybody panics? ....sweet.

There's a character named Phil in Hercules?

Philoctetes. The satyr.

RECONNECT WITH YOUR CHILDHOOD

Dude.

You rock.

I have seen Hercules more than you would've thought possible.

-Paul

(Martha my dear)

First one sounds more like a Jesus reference then a Disney reference.

And Phil?

Wth dude?

First one sounds more like a Jesus reference then a Disney reference.

 

And Phil?

 

Wth dude?

Um, try Lion King...

Also, how has no one seen Hercules?! You guys lived deprived childhoods.

I haven't seen either in ages.

Spi = Win

That's all I have to say about that.

sHercules is one of the few Disney movies I haven't seen, so I didn't get the second one until I read the other comments.