Shrimp: "Yes, I'd like a shrimp salad, hold the shrimp."

-Tor

Cheeseburger no cheese.

"What would you like to eat; shrimp?"

"What did you just call me?"

"I'm sorry. I didn't catch your gnome...name."

makes you wonder what he'd say if Some person with someother....crud, lost my train of thought

GOLDFISH WILL DOMINATE EARTH!!!

YNOT WILL DOMINATE THE MU!!!!

BLAH. I've already done that before. But differently.

[flashback]

[Old job'o]

Guy: You serve cow?

Me: We serve anyone, or anything, regardless of beliefs, skin color, or race.

Guy: *Blinks*

Me: ... Yes.

[/end flashback]

I lol'd big time.

~Zaxvo

So, this American calls a Chinese place and asks, "Do you deliver?"

The little Chinese guy says, "No, we only do chicken, pork and beef."

...

~EW~

Nice. XD

I kill myself.

And then your co-workers serve you to the customers.

I kill myself.

 

And then your co-workers serve you to the customers.

Heeeeey! I'll have you know I'm at least 5' 10"!

Takuma Nuva

No, you said you serve everyone. Which includes you.

Also: I'm taller than you!

(6' 0")