uh, okay I'll tell you a joke.

A man walks down town and nothing happens he's dead, very dead, so dead that he's more then dead he's dead-dead dead-dead-dead-deady-deadalishish

and so's your pet monkey.

Um... Go for a drive and see a movie.

|MX|

"Help! Help! He's dead!"

"Are you sure he's dead"

"I came in and he was lying on the floor!"

"Well, hadn't you better make sure?"

"Oh, fine."

[Walks off]

[Two gunshots]

"Alright, he's dead."

How about a magic trick?

*tap dance*

In the hay was lice, and in the lice was typhus... oh, wait... why did the chicken cross the road... oh no, too cliche... *tap d... no, Ecto already did that... aw, what the hey, COOKIES.

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun gives him a kiss that would make a anyone blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

So there were these two dwarves at Brewfest. The one dwarf says to the other, 'Hey, what do you call a goblin mage?' The other dwarf responds - 'I dunno, what do you call him?' The first dwarf answers, 'A goblin who can spell!! AHAHAHAHA!!!'

That's actually taken straight from the Brewfest audio track. The Goblin's equivilant, of course, is the infamous 'I....I......I CAN'T FEEL MY LEEEEGS!!!!'

And just when I thought you stopped making entries looking for attention...

How about a magic trick?

 

Oh and this is funny.

-CF

And just when I thought you stopped making entries looking for attention...

I made entries for attention? O_o

-Omi

My spoon is too big.

My spoon is too big.

Then get a bigger bowl.

-Omi

And just when I thought you stopped making entries looking for attention...

I made entries for attention? O_o

 

-Omi

Sometime the entries you made, the ones before you left staff (not the ones where you told us about you and how your life is going, those were good), just seemed like please for us to come in and tell you how awesome you were with no real blogging going on. Don't get me wrong, I like you blog, but there were some times where I felt, "Why do I even come in here?"

No offense.

-CF

And just when I thought you stopped making entries looking for attention...

I made entries for attention? O_o

 

-Omi

Sometime the entries you made, the ones before you left staff (not the ones where you told us about you and how your life is going, those were good), just seemed like please for us to come in and tell you how awesome you were with no real blogging going on. Don't get me wrong, I like you blog, but there were some times where I felt, "Why do I even come in here?"

 

No offense.

 

-CF

I think the only real entry I made that is relative to what you mentioned, was the Official Omi Topic.

-Omi

Ahem:

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up!

Never gonna let you down!

Never gonna run around and desert you!

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye!

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

NO! >

Say please. :>

~EW~

Hmm...err...give me something to be a devils advocate for, and I can keep you entertained. Not necessarily a good type of entertainment though.

*tap dance*

Oi! I know how to tap dance in real life!

*Shuffle Hop, repeat, ball change, turn, heel, toe, heel, toe, mood swing, repeat, back flip, bow.*

Ha!

Um... Go for a drive and see a movie.

 

|MX|

Gran Torino is a good one.

I think the only real entry I made that is relative to what you mentioned, was the Official Omi Topic.

 

-Omi

There's an Official Omi Topic? When did these shenanigans occur?

Entertainment.....hmmm.

So a guy walks into a bar and says.....

"Ouch."

[insert laugh track here]

Ugh, one in the morning joke abilities are completely lame.

Um... Go for a drive and see a movie.

 

|MX|

Gran Torino is a good one.

Better if you see it at the drive-in...in a Gran Torino.