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An Insatiable Desire


ToM Dracone

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After Latin class today, I am left with a burning curiosity to perform scientific experiments involving throwing ostriches out of helicopters.

 

Discuss.

~ ToM

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Can I join you in this operation?

I aswell would like to join in this incredibly scientific operation to find out the truth.

 

TT

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Believe me, if you are going to attempt to strap one to an ejector seat, you will end up with rather fine slices of ostrich.

And depending on the helicopter, throwing an ostrich out would be an incredible feat to achieve.

Lastly, how high would this be, because I cannot help but assume that the experiment would end in death for the ostrich-thrower, not the ostrich itself.

 

Though it would be quite the spectacle to see such a thing!

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FOR SCIENCE!

 

LK, Tikaro, if you provide the ostrich and the helicopter you're welcome to come along.

 

Will my dog work instead? Last I checked I didn't have an ostrich. I mean, we could always put something on his head to make a longer neck and attach a fake head. Then we could also take off two of his legs, making him run crazily as an ostrich would.

 

Although, that wouldn't leave him very happy, now would it?

 

[Yes, I too would like to come along.]

 

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