Today I, Gavla shall teach you all HOW TO MAKE A CHOCOLATE CAKE.

WHAT YOU NEED.

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.

One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.

3/4 cup vegetable oil.

Four large eggs.

One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

3/4 cups butter or margarine.

1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.

Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour)

Don't forget garnishes such as:

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One cup lemon juice.

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One cup granulated sugar.

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Two cups rhubarb, sliced.

2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.

One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.

One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

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Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

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HAH. You been tricked Thats the Portal game cake recipe. BUT..oddly enough (I tried this I know) if you do make the cake using these ingredients: One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.

One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.

3/4 cup vegetable oil.

Four large eggs.

One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

3/4 cups butter or margarine.

1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.

Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour)

and back it and make it like a real cake..IT MAKES A REAL CAKE.