Somehow I feel like people will start making Obama jokes in the same vein as Chuck Norris jokes

Except they'll be more awesome because Obama >> Chuck

And when he starts hanging out with Bono/a really bored U2 fan gets her hands on a tablet he turns into.....

Naw.

Billy Mays facts are in.

Under Billy Mays' beard, there is just another set of vocal cords.

Somehow I feel like people will start making Obama jokes in the same vein as Chuck Norris jokes

 

Except they'll be more awesome because Obama >> Chuck

NO.

Can Obama roundhouse kick anyone into 1903? No, he can't.

....but Chuck can.

Somehow I feel like people will start making Obama jokes in the same vein as Chuck Norris jokes

 

Except they'll be more awesome because Obama >> Chuck

 

NO.

 

Can Obama roundhouse kick anyone into 1903? No, he can't.

 

....but Chuck can.

I'm sure he could be all "Hey, mai bff scientist friend, make me a time machine" and he'd tromp off to 1903.

I've always been partial to Neville Longbottom facts.....

I'm sure he could be all "Hey, mai bff scientist friend, make me a time machine" and he'd tromp off to 1903.

 

I've always been partial to Neville Longbottom facts.....

I was thinking more Larry Sinclair... but he's not a scientist.

Under Billy Mays' beard, there is just another set of vocal cords.

I totally lol'd when I saw that skit.

-winslow-

Naw.

Billy Mays facts are in.

 

Under Billy Mays' beard, there is just another set of vocal cords.

Or two ... or eight ...

They're kiddie vocal chords, so it's all okay (though no less annoying, lol).

Also, Barracks Oh-bummer.

~EW~

If The Rock runs for president in 2016, I will vote for him.

Because he's that awesome.

(I'm talking Dwayne Johnson.)

-Rho-

I've always been partial to Neville Longbottom facts.....

...Or Dobby Facts.

Billy Mays once screamed so loud, the soundwaves broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart.

If The Rock runs for president in 2016, I will vote for him.

 

Because he's that awesome.

 

(I'm talking Dwayne Johnson.)

 

 

 

 

-Rho-

But he's has connections to Disney Channel, how can he be awesome.

That was my favorite skit.

Billy Mays can order a Whopper at McDonalds, but only because he yells so loud that the employees run across the street to Burger King and buy one for him.

rerun makes no sense

MACGRUBER

rerun makes no sense

 

MACGRUBER

The door's lo-

rerun makes no sense

 

MACGRUBER

The door's lo-

Want some alone time?

If you have 2 dollars and Barack has 2 dollars, Barack has more money than you.

~AA

I prefer Steve Guttenberg jokes to Chuck Norris jokes.

If you wave to Steve Guttenberg, he may or may not wave back, depending on the situation, if he saw you, and how he feels at the time.

Steve Guttenberg once waited in line at the grocery store for 20 minutes. It was a minor inconvenience.

Steve Guttenberg has only two kinds of socks: white and black. He wears the white ones when he's just dressing casual, and he wears the black ones when he's dressing up.

When Steve Guttenberg sends in his taxes, he sends the appropriate amount of money he was supposed to pay. Steve Guttenberg has yet to be in trouble with the IRS.

Once when Steve Guttenberg's car radio went out, he found himself humming tunes to himself on his way to work.

When Steve Guttenberg lifts a box off the ground, he always makes sure to use his legs to help support his back, but he has been known to pick up small objects, such as coins or mail, without bending his knees.

I can browse these for hours.

That was my favorite skit.

Probably mine too.

repeats for great failure. D*