Or woodstock

What if when 18, I get a shotgun and hunt wild Dlakiis

I thought the "Wild Dlakii's" had been hunted down to all but one, (and he's far from what i call "wild", unless you mention his name and "the-person-who-annoyed-him-greatly"'s name in the same sentence. ), but you're telling me there's more?

Some of those are normal puberty effects. But the high pitched voice...Maybe you ate something wrong.

As for the mailbox...That's a common sign of insanity.

A wild Dlakii appeared!

Go, Gavla!

Gavla used Shotgun.

The wild Dlakii avoided the attack.

The wild Dlakii turned into a Mudkip!

What will Gavla do?

Gavla used shotgun.

It's super effective!

~KS~

... May I tell ya that humans turning into monkeys is scientifically impossible?

That would be like me turning into some Alien from Planet XYZ-Idunnowhat... impossible.

So don't worry, we'll always like ya, even if you really turn into a monkey