Orange rain washes away the dichotomy of rice. Farmers vomit joy. Disappointment is the soggy cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll of life. Treat your eyes like raw fish, and you will see shades of taste. Delicious glances. Are you ready for your marriage to existence?

҉̔̕̚̕̚҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HE W ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉HO S͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ I~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙NG S͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝ >҉̔̕~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇THE SO͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ N~G҉̔̕̚̕̚҉T ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HA ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇T E ͡҉ ND ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉S ~ ҉: ͡҉T ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HE E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇A R҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇TH ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~HE ͡҉ ҉̔̕WHO͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟ WA͡҉ ҉̔̕̚~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ITS BEHIND ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉>͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇THE ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉WALL ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇>͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HE COMES͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝>҉̔̕̚̕̚҉>͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉ZA ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ L ҉GO~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝

HE COMES

Buttered toast > fossil fuel. I always knew they were smarter than us. Let's just hope they don't power weapons like that. D:

oh, and how it works is butter toast always lands butter side down so if you glue two pieces together and drop it it will fall forever.

-=< >=-

I know. I was just saying if you could harness power from something that falls forever you could get unlimited power, if there is any to harness. The whole butter side down thing has always confused me, since it doesn't even work IRL. :\

It'd have to work. Butter is generally denser than bread, so the center of mass of the butter/toast system will be closer to the butter surface than to the toast surface, meaning the toast is statistically more likely to fall on the butter side.

By the way, was it a real football, or one of those that aren't sphere-shaped and don't get kicked that much at all?

Buttered toast > fossil fuel. I always knew they were smarter than us. Let's just hope they don't power weapons like that. D:

oh, and how it works is butter toast always lands butter side down so if you glue two pieces together and drop it it will fall forever.

INCORRECT. It has the same effect as strapping a piece of buttered toast, butter-side up, on a cat.

The cat must land on its feet. The toast must land butter-side down. Neither of these can happen without preventing the other.

Thus it does not fall.

This is the secret of antigravity.

The humming sound associated with UFOs is actually the purring of thousands of tabby cats, with buttered toast strapped to them.

The danger, of course, is when the cats manage to eat the toast.

This happened in Roswell, New Mexico.

You know the story.

The same is true for two pieces of toast glued together.

Buttered toast > fossil fuel. I always knew they were smarter than us. Let's just hope they don't power weapons like that. D:

oh, and how it works is butter toast always lands butter side down so if you glue two pieces together and drop it it will fall forever.

INCORRECT. It has the same effect as strapping a piece of buttered toast, butter-side up, on a cat.

The cat must land on its feet. The toast must land butter-side down. Neither of these can happen without preventing the other.

Thus it does not fall.

This is the secret of antigravity.

The humming sound associated with UFOs is actually the purring of thousands of tabby cats, with buttered toast strapped to them.

The danger, of course, is when the cats manage to eat the toast.

This happened in Roswell, New Mexico.

You know the story.

 

The same is true for two pieces of toast glued together.

What if you put a live baby in between the toast?

By the way, was it a real football, or one of those that aren't sphere-shaped and don't get kicked that much at all?

I think it was slightly smaller than a real football, but it was made of similar material.

Buttered toast > fossil fuel. I always knew they were smarter than us. Let's just hope they don't power weapons like that. D:

oh, and how it works is butter toast always lands butter side down so if you glue two pieces together and drop it it will fall forever.

INCORRECT. It has the same effect as strapping a piece of buttered toast, butter-side up, on a cat.

The cat must land on its feet. The toast must land butter-side down. Neither of these can happen without preventing the other.

Thus it does not fall.

This is the secret of antigravity.

The humming sound associated with UFOs is actually the purring of thousands of tabby cats, with buttered toast strapped to them.

The danger, of course, is when the cats manage to eat the toast.

This happened in Roswell, New Mexico.

You know the story.

 

The same is true for two pieces of toast glued together.

oddily enough you make sense

I've heard jam on bread works just as well as buttered toast.

I've heard jam on bread works just as well as buttered toast.

 

ya but then thats sticky

Wouldn't it be more economic to just butter both sides of one piece of toast?

Wouldn't it be more economic to just butter both sides of one piece of toast?

he's even more right