If Life Were Directed By Michael Bay...
Seeing as in that FIOS commercial he revealed he demands things to be awesome, we can safely assume life would, while nowhere near as intelligent or logical as it is now, would be more awesome.(Put in spoiler tags because I had too much fun with images)
In the Michael Bay world, as soon as you hit the snooze button, logically it's only option is to explode, thus waking you up. You then go downstairs, where you have an awesome breakfast, which of course has awesome morning tea.
After awesome breakfast, you get in your awesome car, which is either one of these;
Or one of these;
Put in your awesome CD of awesome music.
And drive to your awesome job.
Once you finish your awesome job, you drive back to your awesome home in your awesome car, where you pass the time with awesome Coke & Mentos.
Then once that gets boring you order an awesome pizza.
Which is delivered by an awesome pizza guy.
*Insert pic of myself or Shia LaBeouf*
Once you finish your awesome pizza, you remember to mail your awesome easter cards.
Then you go to sleep in your awesome bed.
And await the next awesome day/sequel.
On a less pointless note...actually, until I get my camera back I can't really think of anything more meaningful to blog.
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