Here`s another "Lemon Fact" for you guys,okay, so first,take out two beautiful and pleasantly yellow LEMONS,then,you peel one of them,now,now dont cry,we all are feeling very sad for that peeled lemon,but its skin must go,now,take a bowl and fill it with WATER,then put the PEELED lemon into the bowl,then,take the UNPEELED lemon into the bowl.And the result?The UNPEELED lemon will FLOAT!This is because the lemon`s skin has tiny air holes in it, and when the lemon goes into the water,the air in the water will go into the holes,which will support the lemon to float.

You evil, evil person. First you skinned the poor lemon alive, then drowned it to see if it'd float? Cool.

Hey, that smiley looks worth using!

LEMONS RULE!!!!!!! but i cannot join this club, for as lemons cannot truley be worshiped by a mere club.

lemons still rock though.

Tish is not a club, tish is a religion!

Anyway, I used to eat lemon slices whole at restaurants (not counting the rind of course!) my family used to laugh at me when they saw me squint and pucker up.

You know, my blog, The Sugar Bowl, is centered around Lemony Snicket, the most lemonesque author around. Sugar and lemons... they are indefinitely intertwined... especially when tea is involved. Am I eligible to be in the club yet?

With all due respect,

Aanchir: Rachira of Lemons

Yes. Yes you can. -S

I tend to think about water with two whole lemons and two whole limes. I don't flinch (when thinking about it), but Grandma does. She says her mouth turns inside-out LOL...

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Could I join?

I will make tons of lemony lemonish lemonah lemontastic lemon things

If you like.

-Seran

Can I join? Finally! People who understand the awesomeness of lemons.

tHe LeMoNs RuLe YoU

Yes -S

May I join? I am particularly fond of Lemon juice on fish.

When life hands you lemons...[insane]invent a lemonade supersoaker to spread the juice-ness!!!!!!!![/insane]

I'm not quite as resilient to sour as salza is, so i sorta find eating lemons by themselves a bit strong, but in a good way.

Soon-to-be Lemon club member,

-+logic+-

EDIT: I'd say the magical concentration in lemons and limes is 9/10 for limes, and 875623.4235532/10 for lemons.

Welcome to the Club. -S

Oh forgot I already asked

LEMON VELIKA!

 

I'm not quite as resilient to sour as salza is, so i sorta find eating lemons by themselves a bit strong, but in a good way.

 

-+logic+-

Lol, I was mentioned. Lemon juice Rulez!

Au revoir!

Ooh! A lemon club! May I join?

-D-

Yes. -S

Yes, salza, I did mention you because you seem to be the sour-proof kind of person. I noticed that a lot of the comments are for new member applications. Are we going to get to any more of that lemony stuff yet?

-+logic+-

Welcome to...

The Jay Lemon Show!

Off the top if my head.

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Dekar is more cooler than Defilak because Dekar is LEMON(yellow)and Defilak is LIME(green)

You know, lemons actually have perservative proporties as well.

I saw this on one of those "surviveing an urban disaster" shows:

If you get some uncooked fish in a pan, and fill the pan with lemon juice, the juice kills the fish-bacteria, essentially cooking the fish.

This only works with the Lemon juice/fish combonation however, and is no real substitute for flame cooking.

LEMONS RULE!!! They taste good, LEMON!!!!

TI (LEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

p.s. LEMON!!!!!!

CAN I JOIN THE LEMON CLUB?!

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in peoples' eyes and rob them.

i wonder if the guy who writes a series of unfortunate events books likes lemons so much he changed his name to lemony? can I join the LEMON club! please!

Yes.

-Seran

Awesome!!! Finaly, a place to adore lemons! Count me in!

Well, mastermind, I think Mr. Daniel Handler (AKA Lemony Snicket) Changed his name to Lemony just because it popped into his head, probably not because of lemons. Although, it would be a joyous occasion if that were the case. Sometimes people just have this nice-sounding name whizz into their minds, and they just feel like using it. Sort of like Sniddious T. Borganacious, the President of Cake World from my comedy.

May I join the lemon club(I can't use the banner, but I will provide a link in my sig)? If so, here is a survey: How many lemons do you consume in a month? I eat maybe 1 or 2 every one or two months.

EDIT: Did you know that if you eat to many lemons by themselves, it will give you heartburn(now that is heartbreaking )?

You may indeed join.

-Seran

Sorry Phyoorii Fan, but I happen to be a rare breed of Plutonian Carnivourous Fire Lemon, and you just parched your throat, gave yourself heartburn, acidified your tougue, fried some saliva, and I happen to explode in a few seconds.

The moral of the story is: NEVER eat Plutonian fire lemons, no matter how much you like lemons. Eat earth-grown lemons instead (they taste much better anyway).

-+logic+-

lemon club? may i join

i dont know that much about lemons exept that if you get them in cuts they will burn and it hurts bad.

do i need to do the lemon dance? (>'.')>()<--- lemon

~feiau~

-LC-, did you change your name after you joined? If not, that is the weirdest thing that has happened to me since yesterday afternoon at 3:05. Kudos to you, -LC-, you show your Lemon banner! Spread the good tidings and butter across the forums of BZKoro, and gather people to our cause!

Um... my name stands for Lemon club

so lets see... ah yes Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons

-LC-

Could apples come in third? Green apples, of course, for their taste and color are closer to limes.

 

Oh no, not apples. I would imagine that oranges are next. Think about it, they are citrus, and they don't rhyme. I guess that's it...

Can I join the lemon club?Thanks!

Everyone remember when live gives you lemons, throw them at your enemies!

P.S. how do you use the lemon smilie?

 

I find this one boring. Hehe, I think I just insulted you, but I'm not sure... You use the Lemon smilie just like you would use any other image.

When life gives you 6feet of quarter-inch plywood and screws you make a Lemonade stand.

 

That one is original.

Seran, my super-secret-Lemon-project has been suspended. I decided I needed to update.

BtB

Yes ,you did insult me. :angry: You also didn't answer my question.

Calm down - I'm sure Bundalings didn't mean to insult you.

And the code for the Lemon Smilie is in the Blog entry. You use it exactly the same way as you'd any other image. -S

Can I join?