Darn, I was just ready to report you.

Darn, I was just ready to report you.

 

Sorry to disappoint.

A teacher at a primary school

Was rather strict as a rule

She went to a shop

And bought a big mop

And rode back to school on a mule.

That one won me a book.

I love how most limericks don't make any sense.

There once was a guy named Nuju Metru

He once posted a blog entry that was not true,

When other users clicked on it,

They got into a predicament,

And now all they want to throw is poo.

Joking!

There once was a guy named Nuju Metru

He once posted a blog entry that was not true,

When other users clicked on it,

They got into a predicament,

And now all they want to throw is poo.

 

 

 

 

Joking!

Pssht. The syllable arrangement is all off.

Here, let me fix it:

There once was a guy named Nuju,

Who posted an entry untrue.

When users would click,

They got no such shtick,

And now they all want to throw poo.

See? Much better.

I see. That was the first limerick I've ever created, so excuse the errors.

I see. That was the first limerick I've ever created, so excuse the errors.

 

Well, it was very good for a beginner. Rhyming "Metru" with "Poo..." that was masterful.

And thank you!

My brother makes (Sometimes) poems... Heres a really funny one:

There once was a monkey who lived in a shoe.

He liked to climb trees, Eat cheese and other goo.

its short but i like his poems i wish a had more!!!! :o

There once was a title not right,

So members got into a fight.

The guy that posted,

He got quiet roasted

By members that didn't like limericks that ended properly.

-=< >=-

There once was a title not right,

So members got into a fight.

The guy that posted,

He got quiet roasted

By members that didn't like limericks that ended properly.

 

 

-=< >=-

What kind of a terrible world has members who don't end their limericks properly? That's unpossible!

Bored, Nuju Metru one day,

Posted an entry to say,

He knew LEGO's plan

For 2010;

But instead, he just wanted to play.

There once was a guy whose name

Shall remain secret to save him from shame

He promised to get

Us a list of the sets

Instead, there was a rhyme which was lame.

There once was a guy whose name

Shall remain secret to save him from shame

He promised to get

Us a list of the sets

Instead, there was a rhyme which was lame.

 

~MOSM~

*applauds*