I completely and utterly agree.

'nuff said.

-K

He has serious hormone issues.

One moment, he's all "OH I LOVE THIS GIRL I'M MADLY IN LOVE"

Literally the next day he's "OH JULIET I LOVE YOU AND I WILL FOREVER!"

True.

Romeo and Juliet is one of the most AWFUL things I have EVER read.

Bah.

Aside from the aforementioned hormone issues, it's literary brilliance. Not as good as McBeth though, and CERTAINLY not as good as Hamlet.

And you thought Anakin was annoying. Btw, the annoyance level goes up 300% in the old Zeferelli men-in-tights-version movie of the play!

Guy: I LOVE YOU

Girl: I LOVE YOU TOO

Guy: MY FAMILY HATES YOU

Girl: MINE TOO

Guy: LET'S GET MARRIED

Girl: OKAY

Guy: I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MY FAMILY HATING YOU

Girl: OMG ME TOO

Guy: THAT'S OKAY, LET ME GO TO THIS PRIEST

Priest: ACT LIKE YOU'RE DEAD

Guy: OKAY

Girl: OH NO HE'S DEAD *stabs self*

Guy: OH NO SHE'S DEAD *stabs self*

Romeo and Juliet: Sumiki Edition:

 

Guy: I LOVE YOU

 

Girl: I LOVE YOU TOO

 

Guy: MY FAMILY HATES YOU

 

Girl: MINE TOO

 

Guy: LET'S GET MARRIED

 

Girl: OKAY

 

Guy: I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MY FAMILY HATING YOU

 

Girl: OMG ME TOO

 

Guy: THAT'S OKAY, LET ME GO TO THIS PRIEST

 

Priest: ACT LIKE YOU'RE DEAD

 

Guy: OKAY

 

Girl: OH NO HE'S DEAD *stabs self*

 

Guy: OH NO SHE'S DEAD *stabs self*

I would so act in this.

-SK

It's even more funny if you watch Romeo + Juliet.

Also, our school had to watch a Romeo and Juliet opera. It still burns.

I only managed to make it through reading half the play and yet I still totally agree.