«¿Ärën't wë süppösëd to cätch chäräctërs whö ärë illëgäl?»

No, because then Makuta would be DEAD.

OMG, I love that song!

Remember when you ran away

And I got on my knees and begged

That if you left I'd go berserk?

Well

You left me anyhow and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away, ha ha!

I remember Andy Weir, a webcomic writer, once used a term for such a situation as this. I'll quote him directly, since I tried but I can't say it better.

Every now and then, I come up with an idea for a joke that relies on the reader having obscure knowledge. I usually abandon those ideas, calling them "one-percenter" gags, because only one percent of the readers would get them. So they're not worth doing, right?

 

Well, I've now decided to take a different tac. Once in a while, I'll go ahead and make that one-percenter gag. Because if you're one of the people who get a one-percenter gag, it's all the funnier to you, because it's an area you weren't expecting a gag about.

Love this song. And I just found out that it was sang by the same guy who sang "Monster Mash." Listening to it now, I can hear the similarity in the voice.

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh