*runs to my mommy*

MY EYES! THEY BURN!

I eat Strawberry Shortcakes for breakfast. (but mainly for dessert) :angry:

I know a girl, and there is no one sweeter

She has that special touch

Best friends in the world, and when you get to meet her

You'll love her berry much...

~Toa Macku~

I feel hungry... SHORTCAKE TIME!

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *Faints*

Just a question: Is this Melany?

It burns us! Burns us, Precious! Burns us!

Buy all their playsets and toys!

Or maybe not

The sweentess...

The nauseating sweetness...

...can't....

*collapses, scarred for life*

-KIE

*Skull explodes from the horrible cuteness*

*cough* It.......it......*cough* It burns! *cough* My eyes have seen true evil! *wheeze* Must....escape.....evil.....grasp.....*choke* My life is flashing before my eyes! *cough* I.....I....I see a bright light....*wheeze* Oh boy. *falls into a severe coma*

-Deep*cough*-Wheeze

Uhhg... What is up with all these girl things?!?

Ohh, right...

Strawberry Shortcake scares me... Hmm, reminds me quite a bit of Barney...

My little sister has a Strawberry Shortcake doll. It's so much fun to kidnap it and hand it over to my Bionicles...

I have to admit, I hate Strawberry Shortcake. "Sweet" may she be, she drives me up a wall. Nothing personal. I just can't stand her voice or the songs.

But my little sisters have the entire DVD collection, so I guess I'm doomed...

*Runs.*

Turakii

My little sister has a Strawberry Shortcake doll. It's so much fun to kidnap it and hand it over to my Bionicles...

 

I have to admit, I hate Strawberry Shortcake. "Sweet" may she be, she drives me up a wall. Nothing personal. I just can't stand her voice or the songs.

 

But my little sisters have the entire DVD collection, so I guess I'm doomed...

 

*Runs.*

 

 

Turakii

What about Paula Poundcake?

Wasn't that just a cartoonification of Paula Poundstone, former daytime talk show host?

-KIE

Wasn't that just a cartoonification of Paula Poundstone, former daytime talk show host?

 

-KIE

I actually meant Paula Poundcake from that parody of Strawberry Shortcake on "the Fairly Oddperents".

But you wouldn't know that because you're, like, twenty-seven?

No, I wouldn't know that because I never watch Nickelodeon.

-KIE

She is really bad, but not as bad as Barney. But both are very evil.

~Phyre

Yay! ^.^

....

What?

*dies*

~Light~