Hypothetically, what would your response to this question be if I asked it?

Why does Gordon Freeman never say anything?

Why are you so awesome?

What would be your immediate reaction if you woke up as a girl one day?

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Hypothetically, what would your response to this question be if I asked it?

 

Why does Gordon Freeman never say anything?

 

Why are you so awesome?

I would wait for the question.

He does say things, you're just too hypnotized by his suave tone to notice.

Dunno. You can tell me for that.

~EW~

What would be your immediate reaction if you woke up as a girl one day?

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What would Mrs.Dokama do if she woke up as a boy?

What would be your immediate reaction if you woke up as a girl one day?

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What would Mrs.Dokama do if she woke up as a boy?

*insert teehee emoticon here*

What would be your immediate reaction if you woke up as a girl one day?

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What would Mrs.Dokama do if she woke up as a boy?

She would be a teehee.

~EW~

1. Taking into account that I am still on a high after watching all the Hannibal Lecter movies, what outcome could you assume if "I'm 12 and what is this" was locked in the same room as me, taking into account that his recent comments have been too rude for my tastes?

2. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

3. If you choke a smirf, what color does it turn?

4. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

5. By the way, I forgot to save that blog entry I PMed you about, so could you PM it back to me so I don't have to start from scratch?

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

1. Taking into account that I am still on a high after watching all the Hannibal Lecter movies, what outcome could you assume if "I'm 12 and what is this" was locked in the same room as me, taking into account that his recent comments have been too rude for my tastes?

 

2. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

3. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

 

4. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

5. By the way, I forgot to save that blog entry I PMed you about, so could you PM it back to me so I don't have to start from scratch?

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

1. I'm not going to bother.

2. The chicken.

3. Black. 8D

4. As much wood as a woodchuck'd chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

5. Lawl, sure.

~EW~

Sorry about the first one. In the meantime, I'm quite enjoying this.

1. What is the question?

2. What is the difference between mitosis and meiosis?

3. Where's Waldo?

4. Scooby Doo, where are you?

5. If I wanted to save 15% or more on life in general, what should I switch to?

6. What is Jeopardy?

7. What's in your wallet?

8. When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

9. What's another word for "Thesaurus"?

11. What is the oldest trick in the book?

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

Sorry about the first one. In the meantime, I'm quite enjoying this.

 

1. What is the question?

 

2. What is the difference between mitosis and meiosis?

 

3. Where's Waldo?

 

4. Scooby Doo, where are you?

 

5. If I wanted to save 15% or more on life in general, what should I switch to?

 

6. What is Jeopardy?

 

7. What's in your wallet?

 

8. When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

 

9. What's another word for "Thesaurus"?

 

11. What is the oldest trick in the book?

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

Not the answer.

A few letters.

There.

In sone Asian and European nations, dog is a delicacy...

Geico.

An awesome show with an awesome host.

A Capital One card, of course!

No.

"Book with alternative words that mean the same but are spelled differently."

This one.

~EW~

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Noyes.

 

~EW~

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

Mhmm, mhmm, go on. [/psychiatrist]

~EW~

Why are the robots so sad?

If Harry Potter and Edward Elric both simultaneously found the Philosopher's Stone, who would win?

Does answering these questions give you the impression of an inflated ego?

Why does it look like you edited this question in just so you could answer it? -EW

Why are the robots so sad?

 

If Harry Potter and Edward Elric both simultaneously found the Philosopher's Stone, who would win?

 

Does answering these questions give you the impression of an inflated ego?

 

Why does it look like you edited this question in just so you could answer it? -EW

I AM A MECHA. I CANNOT FEEL FRUSTRATION.

Ed! 8D

Kinda.

Cuz I'm awesome like that. [/taking credit]

~EW~

Why does it look like I did not edit this question in just so you could answer it?

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

Why does it look like I did not edit this question in just so you could answer it?

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

Cuz. Just... cuz.

~EW~

Okay, this time I look up a few and chose a few funny ones. This will take a while, but I'm testing to see if you meant it when you said you'd answer anything. My favorite out of all of these is #53, of course.

1. Why?

2. Why is a lousy driver called "reckless"?

3. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

4. Why does sour creme have an expiration date?

5. Why is it called chili?

6. Why would someone say that they "slept like a baby" unless they cried all night and wet their sheets?

7. Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams play?

8. Whatever happened to "oneteen", "twoteen", "threeteen", and "fiveteen"?

9. Why are they called dry cleaners if they use liquids?

10. Whatever happened to "low school"?

11. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?

12. Why don't they make airplanes out of the same indestructible substance that that "little black box" is made of?

13. If flying is so safe, why are airport buildings called "terminals"?

14. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

15. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it considered a success?

16. Is it possible to be a closet claustrophobic?

17. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

18. Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?

19. Why do they report power outages on TV?

20. Why do feet smell, but noses run?

21. If you throw a cat out the window, does it become "kitty litter"?

22. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

23. If it's tourists season, why can't we shoot them?

24. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

25. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

26. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

27. When do you know when to tune your bagpipes?

28. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?

30. Do they have reserve parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

31. Why do they call it a TV set if you only get one?

32. Should you use a silencer to kill a mime?

33. Are art contest winners chosen by drawing?

34. Are you allowed to buy anything specific at a general store?

35. If a parsley farmer is sues, can they garnish his wages?

36. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, what do the rest do?

38. We sometimes say that things are out of whack, but what is a whack?

39. If a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled?

40. Why is the guy who invests your money for you called a broker?

41. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

42. Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist, but a person who drives racecars not called a racist?

43. Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell?

44. Isn't life without geometry pointless?

45. When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?

46. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

47. After eating, do amphibians wait one hour before going out of the water?

48. Can there be self-help "groups"?

49. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

50. If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

51. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill thyself, is it considered to be a hostage situation?

52. Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

53. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language, so could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

54. Why do overlook and oversee means opposite things?

55. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced "onety one"?

56. When sign makers go on strike, what do they write on their pickets?

57. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

58. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

59. Why are boxing rings square?

60. If it's true that we're here to help others, what exactly are others here for?

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh