Apalling And Shocking Revelation
Entry posted by EmperorWhenua
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Black Six is Weird
--------------By: EmperorWhenua, Faux BZPower spokesperson [source: Exo-Fat]
Recently, I was meditating in my chamber when I felt a disturbance in the farce. The source of this proved difficult to discern, but I was eventually given the report by BZPower member Exo-Fat. I quote:
ExoFat: I can pay in cookies...Black Six: What kind of cookies?
ExoFat: Chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies
Black Six: I hate macadamia nuts.
This leads me to conclude that our dearest administrator, Black Six, has been corrupted beyond belief and is part of a global scandal to take over the Internet. This is a great shocker for all of us, since we are used to the benign front posed by this adorable, yet malicious, figurehead.
Stay calm, fellow peeps. I advise all to simply send me all the macadamia nut cookies to me, and I will use these as currency to save the world.
Thank you. 
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