"Heh, I ain't gonna' die wait'n on salvation. 'Long as we still got guns, we gonna' fight. And if we run outta' bullets, baby, they gonna' wish we hadn't!"

Could this zombie apocalypse be somehow connected to …

2012?

I now must now go on a suicidal quest for a Twinkie.

Alaska is no longer safe due to global warming. The depths of this conspiracy are revealed.

The hardest part of a Zombie Apocalype is pretending I'm not excited.

~AA

The hardest part of a Zombie Apocalype is pretending I'm not excited.

I know, right? I mean, life is so BORING without stuff to kill. =D

~ (^{A V}_T^O_A^H_M^K_E^A_R^H)

The only thing worse than a zombie is a zombie with something contagious.

©1984-2009 Toaraga EAM

I'll just slowly migrate further north as Minnesota thaws out in the spring. =P