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Inferna Firesword

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Okay, guys, I'm working on something for my school's newspaper right now, and I need some help on it. The article is the Top Ten Worst Pick-Up Lines, and if you have one (or two) that are bad or cheese-fests, post it here.

 

Thanks!

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I have one thats unisex.

 

 

"Hey that shirt looks great on you but, I bet it would look even better stuffed down the neck of a bottle full of petrol, set on fire, and throw thrown through a broken window of a police station."

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"Here's my library card, cause I'm checking you out."

 

"Do you have a map? Cause I just keep getting lost in your eyes."

 

Can anyone guess why I don't have a girlfriend? :P

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...

 

-_-. Inferna, I wonder about you sometimes.

 

1. I love you, you love me, lets go out and be happy!

 

Yes. I am this weird.

 

By the way, feels like forever since we talked, Ferna.

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It might not be bad, but here goes. Everyone, this is my line.

 

"Hello, I'm extremely wealthy."

 

Dearest: you stole that from xkcd

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I could be horridly inappropriate with this. :P

 

Right then, here's a compilation of what I've heard my friends try;

 

"Hello there. Gay? Me neither. Interested?"

"I'm the drummer's cousin's buddy."

"You look extremely pretty by comparison with me. Shall we make it a date?"

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It might not be bad, but here goes. Everyone, this is my line.

 

"Hello, I'm extremely wealthy."

 

Dearest: you stole that from xkcd

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See anything?

 

 

Also who said we had to come up with our own? the entry was about bad pick up lines

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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

 

's the only one I could think of off the top of my head. I just don't use 'em very often. :P

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