Feliz cumpleanos a tu madre, mi amigo.

Mi madre tiene cinquenta anos tambien.

oez noez

What happened to the rest of the comments?

(happy birthday)

Congratulations. She has officially reached middle age. I think that's when middle age starts, at least. I could be wrong. Anyways, I hope my own makes it that far, providing that her constant hours on the road she spends driving from place to place doesn't do her in.

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh