Link (warning, its pretty huge)

And as always, the translations:

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Headline: Austria's looking for Santa Clause

"Dear viewers..." - Today we're casting: Santa Clause 2009!"

"The Jury" - "The prize"

Who did not win

"Oooh, perfect" - "Ah well..."

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Hm... I guess that's it. Actually this is already a month old...