News Flash: Sith Invade Bzpower!
JG (7:03:10 PM): well, I am a Jedi!ExoFat (7:03:32 PM):
ExoFat (7:03:37 PM): So you can't die, then
ExoFat (7:03:46 PM): you can only become "one with the force"
JG (7:03:47 PM): unless you're a sith?
ExoFat (7:03:53 PM): Shhh!
JG (7:03:53 PM): ....
ExoFat (7:04:10 PM): Don't discover my secret evil identity.
JG (7:04:29 PM): Oh, I get it
JG (7:04:45 PM): since Darth Vader is the new blog leader, you became his apprentice
JG (7:04:58 PM): you're infiltrating the system....
ExoFat (7:05:01 PM):
ExoFat (7:05:16 PM): You need to be silenced. *draws lightsaber*
JG (7:05:27 PM): *draws lightsaber*
ExoFat (7:05:48 PM): *lunges forward*
JG (7:06:10 PM): *flips over your head and spins around*
ExoFat (7:06:38 PM): *whirls and slashes at your midriff*
JG (7:07:22 PM): *parries the blow and kicks you in the stomach*
ExoFat (7:08:01 PM): Oww! it is fair and just! We Sith have really weak stomachs.
JG (7:09:08 PM): Alright, I'll let you free this time, you sith.
JG (7:09:16 PM): But if I see any sithyness....
ExoFat (7:09:55 PM): *glances around nervously*
ExoFat (7:10:03 PM): Of course not, I'll be good
JG (7:10:12 PM): that's what they all say....
JG (7:10:22 PM): Palpatine had a similar smile
JG (7:10:30 PM): and we know how adorable he turned out to be
ExoFat (7:10:30 PM): You have such low esteem of our kind
ExoFat (7:10:35 PM): He was cuddly!
JG (7:10:41 PM): ew!
ExoFat (7:10:45 PM): XP
JG (7:10:59 PM): I'm warning you.
ExoFat (7:11:14 PM): Yes Master Jedi
Interpret that as you will. I know I'll be preparing for battle.
Who will join me?
-JG
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