*runs around screaming with hair on fire*

How, exactly?

I seem to not be in the loop.

For their 75th anniversary, Hasbro changed the boardgame's layout, and they switched to debit cards and an ATM instead of paper money and a banker.

I don't really play monopoly, and I like change, but I imagine most people's actions here will be a bit more similar to Marvin the Martian's.

I don't care for monopoly. I just did that so you'd think I wasn't crazy.