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Attention Paranoids


SPIRIT

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No one is out to get you.

 

No one at all.

 

Your life is boring and you are not the centre of some dastardly plot.

 

Get over it.

 

Actually, now that I think about it, there is someone out to get you:

 

Me, if you don't stop harping on about your irrational fears! :angry:

 

That is all. :)

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It's not paranoia if they're really after you, though.

 

Then it's a case of: "Where's the nearest Shotgun located". :P

We I MEAN THEY hid them all. =P

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SPIRIT.

 

I am after you.

 

Right behind you.

 

And I'm smiling.

 

~EW~

 

You forgot to put "glomp" somewhere in there, unless you're not actually happy and that's just a maniac smile ;-;

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If I mentioned the glomp, then that might give away the fact that I also have a bloody knife in my hand, and ewbehindyouwithabloodyknifeashegetsreadytoglompyouaphobia is different than the more commonly seen ewsmilingbehindyouaphobia. I do not want to start confusion between the two.

 

~EW~

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Hey... I think that content block just winked at me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.. *runs away screaming*
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