When life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey, free lemons.

When life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey, free lemons.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at annoying people.

When life gives me lemons, I ask if they've been in their coke. If so, I give them back. If not, I either eat them, or squeeze the juice over my chips

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back unless they give you Limes instead.

But when Life gives LK lemons, make sure to give him a bad joke buzzer.

When life gives you lemons, build a poorly made lemonade stand and hire bored little girls to sell lemonades for five cents.

When life gives you lemons. Chuck them right back and buy a few of your own you cheapskate.

-Snipe