Stupid?

U MAD

MORE LIKE TOTAL AWESOME

Strap chainsaws to their heads and it'd be foolproof.

Silly child, they are not just bears, they are Ursarings!

~EW~

I think we need to lure them with honey.

But yes, they need to be Ursarings and they have to have chainsaws attached to their hands. Maybe rocket propelled anti-play-dead grenades?

-K

I have a peculiar suspicion that the real US Army has been replaced by Monty Python's Flying Circus.

That'd be epic.

-MT

You guys aren't understanding the seriousness of this, are you?

-K

In all seriousness, it means King Arthur is planning to dominate the world, one US soldier grizzly at a time.

Put some lightweight riders on them and have them phone in anything they find!

And give them guns! chainsaws!