:angry:

I own a cat, does that make me Satan?

I had a cat, a black cat.

her name was Lucifer and she usually wore a red collar for most of her life.

odd.

I own a cat, does that make me Satan?

Actually it makes you a Denarian. I have a cat, so I have dibs on Nicodemus!

EDIT:

I have two cats.

~Cyborg~

My neighbor has four cats.

So all of those crazy cat women are witches?

~B~

no satan gave cats good luck (if he exists.), and god (if he exists.) gave them nine lives. dat is better. and at least cat's wont eat puke at the side of the road.

But the real question is, what kind of cat?

I have to guinea pigs and can throw an awesome punch. Does that make Rosie and Lucy ninjas in disguise?