I'm sad, my airsoft gun had broke and then I tried to fix it with electrical tape and than the tape turned yellow and a can of rootbeer tipped over on it. The tape had some chemical reaction with the beer of roots and blew up taking half of my face with it. So now I don't have a funtional airsoft gun or my good looks anymore. I managed to scare one of my friends and then Kalmah came to life and strangled me with his tentacle, a yard of twine, and a phillips screwdriver. Honey Roasted peanuts started attacking my left big toe, and I died...

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I really am no good at this random stuffs...