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Paintball Gun... Whoa Wait Waaht?

Shadix

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How many people use a paintball gun to help with poddy training with a puppy?

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Everyone knows we have a puppy named Skittles, right? Well, we are poddy training her right now, which requires her to go outside. We also have a BIG HUGE puppy that lives outside that thinks that Skittle's Mom, who is much bigger then Skittles, is just a perfect chewtoy. We don't want to find out what our big dog would do to Skittle. Thus, when we let Skittles out to go poddy, I sit there with a paintball gun, waiting for Frosty (the big dog) to do anything evil. Then she'll regret it.

Also, don't worry about if this is humane. Frosty has so much fur it probably wouldn't hurt much.

 

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Neelh

If big dog thinks it's little dog's mum, why would it eat it?

 

That would be like my mum eating me!

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The Cow Spy!
If big dog thinks it's little dog's mum, why would it eat it?

 

That would be like my mum eating me!

 

Yeah but you and your mum arn't dogs! :P Anyways that's funny, I can only imagine you sitting there with a paintball gun saying, "Just TRY it bud! If you do, your owner won't be able to recognize you from all the paint on ya!" :D That image in my mind is making me lol hard!

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Shadix
If big dog thinks it's little dog's mum, why would it eat it?

 

That would be like my mum eating me!

No no no, the big dog (Frosty) is eating Skittle's Mom, and we don't want to find out what would happen if Frosty got to Skittles.

 

If big dog thinks it's little dog's mum, why would it eat it?

 

That would be like my mum eating me!

 

Yeah but you and your mum arn't dogs! :P Anyways that's funny, I can only imagine you sitting there with a paintball gun saying, "Just TRY it bud! If you do, your owner won't be able to recognize you from all the paint on ya!" :D That image in my mind is making me lol hard!

:P I actually got to shoot her today. It was fun XD big green splotch on her shoulder now.

 

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The Cow Spy!

Frosty: Curses to you Shadix!! I shall have revenge for what you have done to me!!! For I am now....... The Green Dogy of DOOM!!!!!!! DUN DUN DUUUNNNN!!!

 

 

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