Seems like everything I do anymore around my life is of epic proportions...

I cleaned my carpet, using a crow-bar

When I mow the lawn, it's not grass, it's 2 foot tall weeds felled with a lawnmower that could down trees

Pet rabbit? No, how about 40 rabbits?

5-week job to clean my room

Hot means it clears 100^o, and when it's cold it's below -20^o

'Weeding the Garden' means tearing 3 and a half foot tall, 2 inch diameter trees weeds and ripping them out by the roots

Y'know those odd looking trees in China? Those are the roots of the Alfalfa, growing in our front yard.

That's all I can think of now. The last one is only sorta true. Alfalfa has crazy deep roots, but they don't span the entire earth.

-S