Like matter and antimatter, a chicken has a polar opposite: the antichicken. And while matter and antimatter collide and destroy each other, chicken and antichicken create three pounds of mashed potatoes when they hit.

Antichicken is now becoming the leading producer of mashed potatoes. Scientists are worried about the overall safety of the industry, however, and experts are saying that while potatoes can be now used for other useful functions, such as making batteries, it is driving up the cost of chicken wings and other chicken products.

Antichicken wings are impossible to eat, with a rubbery texture and the smell of rotting fish.

Experts cannot agree on the origin of the antichicken species. Some say it's a genetic defect found in some wild chickens, others that it's a virus that mutates regular chicken eggs. Still others believe that the antichicken came from Jupiter's moon Callisto in June of 1957.