If M. Night made The Last Airbender it'd suc-sorry, still sore about that.

If M. Night made The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe, it'd turn out that the kids had really been hit by a bomb and Narnia was their minds way of accepting death.

If M. Nigh Shyamalan made Back to the future it would turn out that Marty had actually faded from existence and never brought his parents together and the movies are Doc Brown's mad dreams while he is grinning crazy in a rubber-padded cell.

if M. Night Shyamalan made a movie based on Bionicle, it would've turned out that the Matoran, Toa, and everything else in the domes were actually little nanobots with defective AI scurrying around and the Matoran Universe was actually set inside a massive, sleeping robot.

... oh wait

If M. Nigh Shyamalan had made M. Nigh Shyamalan, M. Nigh Shyamalan would have turned out to not be M. Nigh Shyamalan at all but would really have been M. Nigh Shyamalan pretending to be M. Nigh Shyamalan and then everyone was a ghost.

If M. Night made The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe, it'd turn out that the kids had really been hit by a bomb and Narnia was their minds way of accepting death.

XD C.S.Lewis is a rip-off artist, then!

If M. Night made The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe, it'd turn out that the kids had really been hit by a bomb and Narnia was their minds way of accepting death.

XD C.S.Lewis is a rip-off artist, then!

And you just explained the seventh book!

Hurrah!

If M. Night made The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe, it'd turn out that the kids had really been hit by a bomb and Narnia was their minds way of accepting death.

XD C.S.Lewis is a rip-off artist, then!

And you just explained the seventh book!

Hurrah!

shhhhhhhh, I was trying to be subtle.

If M.night made a documentary about Coke, it would turn out to be Pepsi.

If M. Night made Alice in wonderland, Alice would have broken her neck falling the hole, and wonderland was her going delusional.

If M.night made a documentary about Coke, it would turn out to be Pepsi.

best one

If M. Nigh Shyamalan had made M. Nigh Shyamalan, M. Nigh Shyamalan would have turned out to not be M. Nigh Shyamalan at all but would really have been M. Nigh Shyamalan pretending to be M. Nigh Shyamalan and then everyone was a ghost.

I have failed the urge to not say "What a twist!"

If M. Night Shyamalan made 1776, it'd turn out the Founding Fathers were brothers, and that King George was George Washington's father!

if M. Night Shyamalan made a movie based on Bionicle, it would've turned out that the Matoran, Toa, and everything else in the domes were actually little nanobots with defective AI scurrying around and the Matoran Universe was actually set inside a massive, sleeping robot.

 

 

... oh wait

I love you.

If M Night Shamanamabingbong made Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, the seven evil exes would have been normal people as Scott goes insane and falls in love with Romona's cat.

The Doctor

if M. Night Shyamalan made a movie based on Bionicle, it would've turned out that the Matoran, Toa, and everything else in the domes were actually little nanobots with defective AI scurrying around and the Matoran Universe was actually set inside a massive, sleeping robot.

 

 

... oh wait

I love you.

Me too ^^ Best one so far!

If M.Night Shyamalan made a cake, it would turn out that the cake actually is a lie!

I guess I'm sorta lame that M. Night is one of my favourite directors...

I guess I'm sorta lame that M. Night is one of my favourite directors...

Yngwie Malmsteen is one of my favourite guitar shredders, but I readily admit and acknowledge that he either is or puts on the image very well of an overweight Swedish egomaniac with anger issues. Nothing's wrong with laughing at artists you like, music, books or film.

I guess I'm sorta lame that M. Night is one of my favourite directors...

 

Yngwie Malmsteen is one of my favourite guitar shredders, but I readily admit and acknowledge that he either is or puts on the image very well of an overweight Swedish egomaniac with anger issues. Nothing's wrong with laughing at artists you like, music, books or film.

Oh yeah, for sure. I'm just sensitive about M. Night because I think he gets attacked more than he deserves (your topic didn't, just reminded me)--like, I think if his name was on a movie like Avatar, it wouldn't be popular just because of that. *shrug*

I guess I'm sorta lame that M. Night is one of my favourite directors...

 

Yngwie Malmsteen is one of my favourite guitar shredders, but I readily admit and acknowledge that he either is or puts on the image very well of an overweight Swedish egomaniac with anger issues. Nothing's wrong with laughing at artists you like, music, books or film.

Oh yeah, for sure. I'm just sensitive about M. Night because I think he gets attacked more than he deserves (your topic didn't, just reminded me)--like, I think if his name was on a movie like Avatar, it wouldn't be popular just because of that. *shrug*

I suppose that's fair enough.

I'm rather disappointed that he completely ruined The Last Airbender but did not add in any crazy plot twists

I'm rather disappointed that he completely ruined The Last Airbender but did not add in any crazy plot twists

you were expecting it to be good and faithful to the source and it turns out it wasn't!

WHAT A TWIST

I'm rather disappointed that he completely ruined The Last Airbender but did not add in any crazy plot twists

you were expecting it to be good and faithful to the source and it turns out it wasn't!

 

WHAT A TWIST

If M. Night made The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe, it'd turn out that the kids had really been hit by a bomb and Narnia was their minds way of accepting death.

XD C.S.Lewis is a rip-off artist, then!

And you just explained the seventh book!

Hurrah!

shhhhhhhh, I was trying to be subtle.

Subtlety?

ON THE INTERNETS!?

THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!

If M. Night Salamance made this topic I would find him more likable.

If M.night shyleguaian made Planet of the apes, the apes would turn out to be guerrillas.