Take any movie.

Pretend M. Night made it.

Post the results.

Examples from another forum;

If M Night Shymalymalan made Jurassic Park, it would turn out that the dinosaurs had actually genetically engineered people.

If M Night Shamanamabanananamama made Saving Private Ryan, Private Ryan would have ended up being Hitler in disguise.

If M. Night Sharkweek made Harry Potter, Harry would've been a completely normal boy living a perfectly happy life with his stepfamily, daydreaming about being a wizard. Voldemort would be his deceased father, who he never came to terms with the death of and as such haunts him. Dudley would actually be nice to him, but Harry would mistake it for trying to lead him on just far enough to knock his legs out from under him, and would be cold towards him.

Go!