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Stupid Cat...


Shadix

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Alright, so I'm sitting here at the computer, working on my midterm, holding a nice, soft, cuddly, purring cat in my lap. He is thinking about going for my food on the desk, so I've pushed him away maybe... half dozen times? Something like that. Anyways, after one of the times I push him away, he just abruptly stops purring, growls and slaps both sides of my face with claws out.

 

I've got 3 cuts on one side of my face now >.<

 

Night Fury

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Which is why if it isn't food he'll eat, let him sniff it. If it is, just give him a tiny taste. Although that might make him want it even more. :P

 

Now I have a new attack. >=D

 

*catslaps everyone in the nearby area*

 

-Zarayna

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See, a dog would NEVER do that. :P jk

 

My dog never gets mad at me when I don't let him eat my food, but he keeps on trying. Gotta admire that persistence!

 

-CX

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A dog wouldn't slightly cut the skin. It'd bite you and rip off a huge chunk and... yeah, it goes from there. XD

 

Night Fury

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I haz funny cat story

I was at friends house

we was playing sardines

i went in laudry room

i accidentally step on shirt

only it not shirt

IT CAT

ಠ_ಠ

 

-PtP

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Yeah, it is annoying when my cat tries to stick her nose into my food.

 

Especially when it's something like ice cream.

 

I haz funny cat story

I was at friends house

we was playing sardines

i went in laudry room

i accidentally step on shirt

only it not shirt

IT CAT

ಠ_ಠ

 

-PtP

 

Lol.

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My cat just seems to know whenever I have ice cream. It can be hiding from the most evil, hideous dogs in the world until I break out the ice cream. Then it teleports to my lap with it's nose in the bowl.

 

Well, not quite, but basically.

 

Night Fury

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Yeah, it is annoying when my cat tries to stick her nose into my food.

 

Especially when it's something like ice cream.

 

I haz funny cat story

I was at friends house

we was playing sardines

i went in laudry room

i accidentally step on shirt

only it not shirt

IT CAT

ಠ_ಠ

 

-PtP

 

Lol.

LOL at story

 

Thats why I don't have a cat :P

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Lord Oblivion

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but cats are generally pretty fun actually ;_;

 

Night Fury

 

This.

 

Except when you have to throw one in yhe basement or outside for fighting with the other.

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