I saw one yesterday that informed me that Al-Qaeda had begun a nuclear war against the US, and that the Bible had been decoded to determine which US cities were doomed.

What. The. [insert inappropriate-for-BZP word here].

-Canama

I saw one which said tabloids are lies.

PARADOX NOOOOOOOOOOO

It would be a heck of a lot of fun to run one.

I saw one yesterday that informed me that Al-Qaeda had begun a nuclear war against the US, and that the Bible had been decoded to determine which US cities were doomed.

 

What. The. [insert inappropriate-for-BZP word here].

 

-Canama

Protip: The "Bible Codes" say that a third of Israel's population will be killed by smallpox in 2005. So stay out of Israel whenever 2005 comes around-- oh, wait. Also they say that Los Angeles will be destroyed by earthquake in 2010. Let's wait and find out!

And apparently, the world will end in 2012 because the Mayans ran out of room on their big rock.

And apparently, the world will end in 2012 because the Mayans ran out of room on their big rock.

INORITE

And apparently, the world will end in 2012 because the Mayans ran out of room on their big rock.

INORITE

WHAT THIS MEANS I DON'T EVEN

I'd imagine that writing for a tabloid is like writing for a fake newspaper.

The only difference is that while the writers for fake newspapers say, "What's the most absurd thing we can possibly write?", the authors of tabloids say, "What's the most absurd thing that we can possibly write that someone will actually believe?"

-Canama

I'd imagine that writing for a tabloid is like writing for a fake newspaper.

 

The only difference is that while the writers for fake newspapers say, "What's the most absurd thing we can possibly write?", the authors of tabloids say, "What's the most absurd thing that we can possibly write that someone will actually believe?"

 

-Canama

Is that really a difference?