You listen to WayFM? B)

Kneading is something they do to get milk from their mom.

1. My cat never kneads on me.

2. She does this a little, but she rarely uses the littler box anyway.

3. She always closes her eyes or looks away first.

4. Only this one is one she does regularly.

...

Is she safe?

1. She probably already found your weak organs.

2. O.o where's she go then?

3. She sees you are strong. Either that or she needs eyedrops. She'll probably only admit to the latter.

4. BE AFRAID

I would say that you should start chiseling out your grave stone. It saves money for you family.

@Shockblast yep

Night Fury

Oh drat, it appears my cat does all of those things.

Time to run?

I'd say something about dogs being better than cats but then I'd start some kinda pet argument sooo nevermind. :b

Because ur wrong.

ANYWAY...

My cat does/did pretty much all of that. ._.

You're all doomed

Regardless of your fate, cats are still better then dogs.

EDIT: OHMIGAWSH IT'S BASEMENT CAT you're sooooo dead

Night Fury

I should definitely find that old PC monitor I don't use anymore, peel off the label (the 'THIS DEVICE MEETS BLAHBLAHBLAH' thing), and stick it on my cat.

If I can do so without her mauling me, that is.

Also, proof that cats are epic is visible in my sig: NANAMI MADOBE HAS A CAT, AND SO YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE TOO.

Cats are amazing. They just are. But they also want you dead so yeah, it's a mixed love.

Night Fury

1. My cat never does that.

2. I can't remember her spraying it out....

3. If I stare/glare at a cat, it usually backs down. and my cats just blinks and looks away.

4. My cat's only done that once. And eaten in front of my mom. I died laughing.

Shadix. Cats cannot even be compared to dogs. Their feline awesomeness cannot be blighted by that horribly name.

-Zarayna

~AA

Whoops look at that I started that debate anyway. Bad me. :b

Also <3 AA

CATS>DOGS

Don't anger the admin of this blog...

Night Fury

I'm fairly certain I don't have vital organs in my legs...

Or any organs, for that matter...

OH DEAR NOT MY LEGS I DUN WANNA SIT IN A WHEELCHAIR FOREVER. D:

Cats > dogs.

I'm fairly certain I don't have vital organs in my legs...

 

Or any organs, for that matter...

 

OH DEAR NOT MY LEGS I DUN WANNA SIT IN A WHEELCHAIR FOREVER. D:

You can sit in a wheelchair, or you can become a cyborg!

I'd consider legs being the first thing in the way to killing a human. Take out the legs, they are rendered motionless and you can kill them slowly.

Night Fury

I read this years ago. There's a lot more funnyness to it! =P

I'd consider legs being the first thing in the way to killing a human. Take out the legs, they are rendered motionless and you can kill them slowly.

 

Night Fury

BAH! I could kill a cat with my arms only EASY!

I think I should be very afraid. My cat has just left 2 dead mice by my chair...

Night Fury

No cat for me.

I would decribe myself as a cat hater, but thats a little too weak. Im allergic, their evil, and im questioning their creation. (maybe thats a little too strong.)

My dog is the bravest dog I know (not the smartest) and he would protect me from cats. If not, i'll summon wojjies to protect me.

I shall focus the evil hatred and doom upon you, you cat hater >

Night Fury

!!! *Forsefield* !!!

(the misspelling is intentional and an inside joke with myself (I know, its sad))

1. Y'know when your cat kneads on you? Especially your stomach? He's not working with his paws; he's feeling for weak vital organs.

2. If they spray litter out of the litter box, they aren't stupid. They're practicing for burying bodies.

3. Don't even look away during a staring contest with a cat. If you do they'll think you're weak and may attack you.

4. If they bring you a dead animal like a mouse or bird, it's not a gift, it's a WARNING.

These are all from the oatmeal.com a website made by a guy who makes comics, this was one of his first. But thats probably where WayFM got it from. I would link to the entire website but something on there would probably offend somebody or something.

Ah, ok. That's awesome XD

Night Fury