4 Ways To Know Your Cat Is Trying To Kill You
1. Y'know when your cat kneads on you? Especially your stomach? He's not working with his paws; he's feeling for weak vital organs.
2. If they spray litter out of the litter box, they aren't stupid. They're practicing for burying bodies.
3. Don't even look away during a staring contest with a cat. If you do they'll think you're weak and may attack you.
4. If they bring you a dead animal like a mouse or bird, it's not a gift, it's a WARNING.
Night Fury
Credit to WayFM for where I heard these.
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