Well, all I can say is that that's a second reason German is separated from English. The second reason is that English is super-erky in comparison, but that one never allows me to gain any English-speaking friends out of sympathy =P
RGH! THE BARBARIANS DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY MOST SPLENDIFEROUS EDDICATED DIALECT! I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM WITH FIRE AND SWORD! *goes into berserker rage*