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Console: batman Arkham asylum Mobile: Injustice Gods Among us Console: batman Arkham asylum Mobile: Injustice Gods Among us
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Describe The Avatar Of The Member Before You!
Jonathan Crane replied to Ghosthands's topic in Completely Off Topic
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Rate The Song Above You
Jonathan Crane replied to The Lord Of Wednesday's topic in Completely Off Topic
3/5. Monster by Skillet http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1mjlM_RnsVE -
Congrats, it's arrived. Next time, tell the mailman not to get stranded on an island for 4 years with a volleyball for a friend I wish for a Deadpool movie to finally be made
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congrats, there are three blue portals, causing you to fall endlessly in a triangle forever. I wish i could see Skillet at a concert
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Rate The Song Above You
Jonathan Crane replied to The Lord Of Wednesday's topic in Completely Off Topic
I'd say that one was a 3 out of 5. Hero- Skillet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9x2CHQClTU -
Congrats. you're now a golden sausage awarded to the mayor. I wish I had a girlfriend
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you just stubbed your toe on a table leg. (why would you wish for that?) I wish I could have the real War Machine suit from Iron Man 2
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!! you just one a piece of 2004 plastic. I wish I could meet the members of the band Skillet and get to know them
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granted. it gets poked out. I wish for a brand-new, never used, shatterproof,10 hour battery life iPhone with all free apps, internet access, and a password that only I know.
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Congrats, you get caught. I wish I was more awesome (Is that possible?)
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y did u remove all the links?
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Granted. You are a stick on bzpower held by some random old guy. I wish I had an iPad.
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A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. There are more chickens than people in the world (at least before that chicken-flu thing). There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". And can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A." A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. The "pound" key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. The "dot" over the letter "i" is called a tittle. Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr. Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name. The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy." Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say? A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass is living. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.Michael Jordan makes more money from NIKE annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop Faster than the rest of us.Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties of climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles, except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil. Chinese Crested dogs can get acne.Hydrogen gas is the least dense substance in the world, at 0.08988g/cc. Hydrogen solid is the most dense substance in the world, at 70.6g/cc.Each year there is one ton of cement poured for each man woman and child in the world.The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.The only capital letter in the Roman alphabet with exactly one end point is P.The giant red star Betelgeuse has a diameter larger than that of the Earth's orbit around the sun.The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotam-eteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokai-whenu a kitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.Only 1 in 2,000,000,000 will live to be 116 or older.[*] Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie" (Thus the name of the Don McLean song).When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burnsThe name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year.Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
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Granted. you're broken instead. I wish 4 a real-life Mask of Telekenesis
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Granted. It crashes. I wish for A's in all classes for the whole time that I will be in school.
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Darkness Falls. I don't even see how that was a horror movie. Although I really liked how many pranks I pulled on my step-bro from that movie.
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Granted, now you start losing in everything else.I wish I was 36 inches taller.
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Granted, but it's in poor condition.I wish 4 Happy Wheels to not freeze so much.
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Granted, but nobody can read them because they're wet.I wish I could Fus Ro Dah-shout someone.
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Granted, but it's battery life is shortened to 30 seconds, and you can't hang out with it while it's charging, and it takes 1000 hrs. to recharge.I wish 4 an iPod Touch that was in perfect condition, never needed to be charged, and had unlimited storage, and had free wi-fi no matter where I was at.
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Granted, but they kill you 1st.I wish I was Axonn.
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Granted, but it's .0001" tall.I wish 4 a Ben 10: Ultimate Alien all episodes on DVD DVD.
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Granted, you're .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% more awake.I wish I was Finn from Adventure Time
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Granted, it's a pack of 1 mm long model jets.I wish I was 60" taller
