Mad Scientist BioBeast

IC:Odhran"Well if she's not coming down then I guess she doesn't care about our Navigator." Odhran said with a frown. "Well in that case he has the job."

IC:Odhran"Oi! Moylan! Come down to the docks please! I have to talk with you!" Odhran shouted to Moylan who was in the currently unnamed ship.

IC:Odhran"The names Odhran. Now all we have to do is wait for Moylan and have her approve you before you join the crew." Odhran said with a grin. "But while we wait could you go update the posters? They now need to say, Cook Wanted Sailing experience preferred, but not essential Work includes, drinking, cooking, fighting, and pirating. Apply at the Po-Koro docks.Can you do that?" Odhran asked the almost a new crewmember.

IC:Odhran"Well that was suspiciously specific denial." Odhran noted. "One last question.What...is...your...name...?"

IC:Odhran"You'll get your gold when we all get gold. After we raid ships or villages and split up the gold. Unloyal crew-members will be eliminated. You got that?" Odhran said sternly. OOC:So will Draebe actually be loyal, or betray them at the sign of danger?

IC:FivaFiva nodded and sat near the doorway. He used his power to detect any body heat coming from inside the shop, but only detected Zyck's and his.

IC:Odhran"Alright, can you take orders well?" Odhran asked Draebe with a grin.

IC:Fiva"Sure! I need the money considering I gave you all of mine." Fiva said with a grin. "So when do I start?"

IC:Odhran"Really? Okay next question. Have you ever steered a ship before?" Odhran asked, liking this candidate.

IC:Odhran"Really? That fast?" Odhran asked, slightly shocked at the fastness of the offer. "Okay, well then I guess I'll interview you now. What powers do you have?"

IC:Fiva"Can I help with anything?" Fiva asked with a grin. "Fire control just in case something like this happens again?" Fiva asked, his face beaming at the fact that he had saved Zyck's Armory.

IC:OdhranOdhran headed off to the Bazaar. Upon reaching it he started putting up fliers advertising his pirate crew, using Lohkar's poster as a example. Navigator Wanted Sailing experience essential Work includes, drinking, navigating, reading maps, sailing boat, fighting, and pirating. Water elemental powers particularly welcome Apply at the Po-Koro docks. Satisfied with his work he headed back to the docks, ready to accept applicants.

IC:OdhranAfter a long trip in which he got lost a few times Odhran finally made it to Po-Koro. Sailing the boat into the docks he turned towards Moylan. "I'm gonna look for a navigator. Meet me back at the boat in a couple of hours will you?" he asked as he started putting up the sail.

IC:OdhranOdhran ignored Moylan's jibe and piloted the ship to Po-Koro. OOC:Odhran to Po-koro.

IC:Odhran"And I'm not that good with directions..." Odhran said. "We need a navigator next." he decided, steering the ship towards Po-Koro on accident.

IC:OdhranOdhran grabbed the remaining jewelry and the widgets, which amounted to half the loot. "Okay, so should I take the wheel or do you want to pilot us there?" Odhran asked his swordswoman. OOC:Next up, Navigator.

IC:Odhran"Okay then, let's go!" Odhran said as he came out of the captain's quarters with a bag of widgets. He then proceeded to loot every room he could find for gold and or valuables. He then finally came back onto the deck. "Okay, let's see what we have here... One hundred widgets, and a few other valuable accessories. What do you want? You can have first pick, although this was a small amount compared to most ships." OOC:There's mostly stuff like jewelry, along with the previously mentioned one hundred widgets. I'm gonna say it was a trading ship. Or something like that.

IC:Odhran"Anywhere but Ta-Koro." Odhran said with a grin. He activated his powers, giving the ship a breeze to sail on while he went into the captain's room. "Take the wheel Moylan, I need to bring the loot up to the deck in order that we may split it."

IC:Odhran"Well if it's not a good ship then why would we take it? What if it's such a bad ship that it breaks while we're on it? That happened to me once, never again I tell you, never again." Odhran said with a shudder. "But if you like it then let's set sail!" Odhran said with a large grin as he grabbed the steering wheel. OOC:Feel free to snatch the wheel from his grasp. With his direction I wouldn't blame you.

IC:Odhran"Well him not being here makes the takeover that much easier." Odhran said, offering Moylan some rum. "So what do you think, keeper or sinker?"

Well, as TDC said this is a comedy written by both myself and him. He shall be writing the odd chapters and I shall be writing the even ones. Now, without further adu, I present: CHAPTER 2“Thanks for taking us to the park Icarin!” Tethrah said as he sat under a tree with the Toa of Ice. “I know you don’t like this place ever since those incidents with the squirrel that was brushing it’s teeth.” Icarin shrugged then looked around. “Where’d Miha go? She isn’t trying to throw another squirrel at me is she?” “Again? She hasn’t thrown one at you.” Tethrah said confused. “You can’t blame her for that one squirrel, it just didn’t seem to like you.” Miha looked around. This was the place, Junkyard Industries. She opened the door and entered the shop. Junkyard, the owner welcomed her, “Ahh, Miha! My favorite customer. What can I do for you?” “Do you have any killer robots?” “Do I? I have tons!” Junkyard said with a grin. “Great!” Miha said, beaming at her luck. “How much?” “I’d say around…” Junkyard tapped his chin in thought. “Ninety thousand will do.” Miha held out a credit card. “Icarin won’t mind paying for this.” “Alright, if that’s all they’re in the back.” AND NOW FOR ANOTHER COMMERCIAL FROM OUR SPONSORS!How many times has this happened to you? You're happily cooking steak and the grill catches on fire and explodes. You’ve got another twenty yards of steak to cook and have nothing to grill it on. What do you do? Introducing Hand Grill, a portable pocket sized grill that let’s you continue grilling, even if your original explodes. Hand Grill, never be unprepared. A large pounding echoed through the town. Icarin started out of his sleep to find that Tethrah was gone along with Miha. And there were robots heading towards the city. Icarin sighed. “It’s one of these days,” he mumbled as he headed towards the house. “This is so much fun!” Tethrah shouted to Miha as the two rode the robots towards the town. “Yep!” Miha shouted back as the robots started smoking and slowed to a halt. “Why did the robots stop?” Tethrah called to Miha. “I don’t know!” Miha responded. “Soo…” Fiva said as he and Chronn headed towards Junkyard Industries. “Why are we going here? I’d rather go to a Mexican restaurant. Or a doughnut shop.” “I’m going here because I have a lead that Junkyard might be supplying the evil mastermind with the technology to take over the world.” Chronn said, annoyed as he strode ahead of Fiva. “I have no idea why you’re coming with me.” “Well, I was going to meet my buddy Zyck at the Mexican restaurant, but I’m sure he won’t mind waiting a bit.” Fiva answered as they arrived at Junkyard Industries. Chronn burst through the door. “Junkyard? This is the police, put your hands in the air!” “What?” Junkyard cried, tossing a remote into a nearby bin. “What do you want?” “I have a lead that you’ve been helping a evil mastermind conquer this world. Is that true?” Chronn asked as he started looking for any incriminating evidence.“I sold some guns to some people, some robot’s to others, but I’m not responsible for what they do with them, it’s in my contract. But if you have some money…” Junkyard offered with a sly grin. “What’s this do?” Fiva asked as he picked up the remote that Junkyard had tossed away. “It control’s my killer robots. If you want it it’s just a few thousand dollars!” Junkyard answered, ever the salesman. “I’m going to play around with it before I buy it. Where would I find some killer robots?” Fiva said with a grin. “Fine, but if you break it, you bought it at double the price.” Junkyard warned as Fiva ran outside. “Now, as I was saying… If you have the money, I can tell you who your mastermind is.” “Fine.” Chronn put some money in front of the greedy shopkeeper. “Now who is it?” “It’s-“ Junkyard was interrupted by Fiva as he came into the room.”Man this thing works great! I hit the stop button and they stopped, then I hit the dance button and they danced, I hit the grill button and they grilled steak, it was amazing!” Fiva yelled to the two inside the store. “VIRTHEE!” Icarin yelled as he burst into the house. “Miha’s at it again! There’s giant robots just outside the city! Come out and look!” Virthee turned around. “Icarin, really? Could Miha really do something like that? I know you still blame her for your sciurophobia, and your therapy for sciurophobia, but that’s no reason to drag me into this.” Icarin just grabbed Virthee’s hand and started dragging him towards the door. “You’ll see!” “Hey Miha, I don’t think they’re doing what we want them to anymore.” Tethrah warned as he started to climb down. “I think I’m ready to go home now.” Miha glared, someone was messing up her plans. She slid down from her perch. “Yeah, let’s just go home.” She said as she and Tethrah started on the walk back home. “Hey, what’s this button do?” Fiva asked as he pushed a large red button on the remote. “That would be the self destruction button.” Junkyard informed Fiva as all the robots around the city imploded. The remote in Fiva’s hands also imploded, leaving a bit of dust where it once was. “That’ll be $18000 please.” Junkyard informed with a smile. “So who did it, who bought the large robots?” Chronn asked frantically. “Can’t tell you, that self-destruct button destroyed my computer on which the data is stored.” Junkyard answered with a shrug. “But thanks for the donation for the new one!” he said, grabbing all the money that Chronn had put down. Fiva came up to Junkyard. “Here’s a credit card, put my bill on that.” Fiva said with a grimace. “I hope Zyck doesn’t mind paying for this…” Icarin pulled Virthee out of the house, displaying the sky with the robot’s in plain sight. “See that Virthee?” he asked. “See, I told you!” Virthee blinked as his eyes got used to the brightness. As Virthee’s vision cleared the robots imploded, leaving nothing but dust. “Alright, what robots? All I see is the sky.” Virthee said, getting a bit impatient. “Can I go now?” Icarin said nothing as he stood, looking at where the robots had once been in disbelief. ”ARGH!” Zyckel groaned in frustration. “Fiva’s late again! Why do I even hang out with that moron?” Zyckel asked himself as he got up from the Mexican doughnut shop. He walked over to where he was supposed to pay and took out his credit card and handed it to the waitress. The waitress stared at it and gave it back. “Sorry, but you can’t pay with an IOU.” She told him. “What?” he asked as he looked at the card. It was made of cardboard and said in bright red letters, “Thanks Zyck! I owe you one! – Fiva” “FIVA!”

IC:Odhran"I thought that the crew that I just beat up without your help would be stronger!" Odhran shouted forming his words carefully. "I thought that I would need your help, but it turned out that the crew on this ship was really weak! I in no was meant to call you weak." he walked back onto the deck with a bottle of rum. OOC:So is the ship a keeper or a sinker TDC?

IC:Odhran"I just thought the crew I beat up would be a bit stronger!" Odhran called from below deck.

Seconded. This comedy rocks. Best part.

IC:Odhran"I left the captain for you." Odhran said sheepishly. "But I guess you're right. I didn't need your help." he said as he started heading towards where the rum would be kept. "Take out the captain and you get half the treasure." Odhran said. "I'll be right back, just need to check out the ship and see if it's a keeper."