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    Bzprpg - Le-Wahi

    in Bionicle RPG

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    OOC - To clear things off, how on earth am I a matoran? IC: JL JL looked at the newcomer, who had been swirling ice all around. JL: Me? I'm JL. I'm your best friend if you make it so, I'm your worst nightmare if you make it so. This thing is something I managed to jab with my sword. As for what I'm here for, its asking the turaga if he can buy it or keep it, or something, in exchange for something else. But quickly, I do NOT want to be a loner again, and I am following those nice people I met who went to that other guy's hut.

    Bzprpg - Le-Wahi

    in Bionicle RPG

    Posted

    IC: JL JL looked at the sudden turn of events. The group that had fought at Kini-Nui had disbanded in nearly seconds. Strange. JL decided to just stick with Merror. It had been a fun day with them. But first, JL looked into the hut which the turaga had been in. Slowly, JL advanced. JL: Hello? Anyone here? *Holds Up Kraata* Can anyone tell me where I can, y'know, .... use this?

    Bzprpg - Le-Wahi

    in Bionicle RPG

    Posted

    IC: JL JL looked up at the hut, and also climbed up, slightly wobbling the branches. JL pulled out his Kraata, and looked at the conversing turaga and Toa, hoping to perhaps give it off to Matau for... something.

    Aftermath 2

    in Comedies

    Posted · Edited by Jl1223 X

    ###### dude you made me have to go back and re-read chapter 20.Anyways, another good purple part. Except one of the things I really find weird. I don't understand how Toa have teeth and stuff. Well, in the toys, their mouths are used choking on the large stick (mehehe) and then in the movie they just open the mask. How does Toa grit their teeth? EDIT: Yeah its intersecting at C20 of A2.

    How To Live An Exciting Life

    in Comedies

    Posted · Edited by Jl1223 X

    Hm. Yeah. Looks like a major plotline is heere :::::OOOOOOO Chapter 20: MeThe Matoran walked through the city. His name was Chaduk, and he was a news reporter in the newly built city.And he was late.You would think that the previous 20 times of him being late would have taught him something, but it only taught him this: Never trust a Taxi.Chaduk checked his watch. 10 minutes late. He looked at the place the Taxi was in- it had stopped at a red light. He paid the cabbie, and got out, deciding to run.Gosh, running was hard. It was like walking except you had to jump, you had to go faster, and most of all, you looked a bit stupid if you did it wrong.By 10 seconds, Chaduk was exhausted. He caught the next Taxi.It was the same Taxi he ditched 12 seconds ago.Taxi Driver: Didn't work well, did it. (Sneers)Chaduk: Just go.Chaduk arrived at his destination 20 minutes late. It would have been pretty bad if it was a more official interview.Interviewing a homeless psychopath was NOT official.Chaduk sprinted into the alleyway, and looked at the matoran sprawled on the floor. This guy had always talked about having psychic visions, of the way the world ends.The way the world ends.That had been the reason Chaduk was sent - to get a written interview.Chaduk: *Ahem* Hey, uh, We talked a few days ago about your, visions?The guys stayed silent.Chaduk: You awake? *shakes the guy*The guy's head toppled off, his neck being severed.Chaduk: ......^&*!--------------------Chaduk looked around, in the police department. He was waiting for the inspector to come in. As he did, Chaduk looked at him. He was small, chubby, but he looked as if he was new to this body. He squirmed around, and always moved his spectacles. Unlike most of the Matoran, he wore a black jacket, a hat, and black trousers. Weird indeed. What was more weirder was the heart shaped clock that hung on his neck. Chaduk stifled his giggle.The inspector sat down.Inspector: My name ... is Detective... Inspector..... Me.Chaduk: You?Me: Me. My name is Me. Weird name, I know. weird family.Chaduk: Uhhh... ok. So, what are you here for?Me: You are Chaduk, are you not?Chaduk: Yeah?Me: Alright, Mr. Chaduk, I just need to ask you a few questions, all that stuff. Can I call you Chaduk? Not Mr. Chaduk? I feel we've become acquainted in these past few seconds. Now I feel like we've become friends. Great friends. Can I call you Chaduk?Chaduk:...... Ok?Me: Thanks. Thank you very much. Its very important that you feel relaxed and comfortable around me, Chaduk. Its important we build up a level of trust. That way, I'll catch you completely unprepared when I suddenly accuse you of murder.Chaduk: What?Me: Oh, Oh my. That wasn't supposed to happen.Chaduk: I didn't kill the guy, Inspector Me!Me: Could we go back to building that nice feeling of trust?Chaduk: Listen to me. I was arranged to meet him that time, to interview him. I arrived when he was dead. I didn't kill him!Me: You would be very surprised once you hear how many times we hear the 'He was already dead' excuse in our line of work. Or, maybe you won't. I don't know about that. Maybe I do. The point is, Chaduk, its not looking good for you. Maybe, if you tell us everything you know, we'll go easy on you.Chaduk:... Ok.Me: Alright. So, lets begin. What was your relationship to the corpse?Chaduk: The corpse?Me: Yes, the corpse. The dead guy.Chaduk: I'm a journalist. He's a guy I was going to interview.Me: About?Chaduk: Not much..... He is, or was, a conspiracy guy. A homeless one.Me: Conspiracies? You mean what the senate always covers up? Such as fights, money, getting drunk and throwing fire at each other?Chaduk: No, not really... He was more like.... Its a long story.Me: I don't have anywhere to be. Its a long session.Chaduk: Right. For the past few weeks, all around the world, people have been talking about jails. The UBN being afraid. Something about..... Titans.Detective Inspector Me's eyes seemed to glow for a second. His heart-shaped clock seemed to tick louder.Chaduk: It was pretty small at the time, so I wanted to get a interview, a article, about it so I can get a secure job. So, I got details on stuff such as urban legends and historic legends. Both. Stuff about some thousand year historic series of wars. One of them was called the Titan war, or something. At first, people thought it was fake. But then, new ones popped up. Jails not holding, Destiny and Fate doing lots of things, and, well, some people claim there will be a second war. With Toa, throwing lightning, shouting... and a bunch of cool dudes.Me: So, its about superheroes? Toa fighting for the world?Chaduk: No, not like superheroes. I think, more like a actual battle, with a Toa team trying to fight against these... Titans.Me: Ahh. So, did the corpse say he was a superhero?Chaduk: Him? Oh, no. He had visions. Yeah, thats what he said. Visions. He had them a lot, scaring him a lot. He went to psychiatrist after psychiatrist, and none could do anything.Me: What did he see?Chaduk: He saw the apocalypse. He saw snippets of something like the Titan War - all of them slowly reviving, their armies coming back, to try and take over the world.Me: And you believe him?Chaduk: What? No. Of course not.Me: So what do you think?Chaduk: I don't know. Maybe, it was real. It probably won't happen though.Me: Ah. I see. Thats great.Chaduk: You seem awfully happy. Why is that? You accused me of murder!Me: Oh, I was joking. Unless it was true, in which case I retain the right to say 'I knew it from the first place!'Chaduk: Huh?Me: Hm. Whatever. Anyways, did the corpse tell only you?Chaduk hesitated.Me: You hesitated.Chaduk: ... I what?Me: You hesitated. I'm a detective. I detect things.Chaduk:.... Anyways, I don't know about that. But I THINK that he told a really old female matoran.Me: You think she killed him?Chaduk: What? No! She's someone's great-grandmother!Me: Old people can kill to.Chaduk: I know, but.....Me: Do you think she's a ninja?Chaduk: No, for gods sake, she's supremely old!Me: I want you to think about this very carefully, Chaduk. Have you ever seen her with a sword?Chaduk: What?Me: How about throwing stars? Those... shuriken thingies.Chaduk: This is just ridiculous.Me: Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would be my first clue.Chaduk: What the heck? What kind of detective are you?Me: I am the kind that is determined to get to the bottom of this very curious mystery. Thank you for your co-operation. My colleague will be seeing you soon. Good bye!Chaduk:.........Me walked towards the door, and he got out, pushing the door just enough to click it shut. All was silent for one second. Then another person walked in, holding a notebook.Matoran: Mr. Chaduk? My name is Detective Inspector Dunoon. Sorry to keep you waiting.Chaduk: Don't worry, the other inspector kept me busy.Dunoon: What other inspector?Chaduk: The one who just left.Dunoon: Who would that be?Chaduk: Detective Inspector Me.Dunoon: Detective Inspector You?Chaduk: No, Me.Dunoon: You? You need to get your brain checked. I know just who. That Doctor.....Chaduk: Who?Dunoon: Here, go to this address, meet the guy. It'll give the cops a good time.Chaduk: Where's that? This isn't a address. Its a .... babies drawing of a location!At the location.....Witch Doctor: NEXT!!!!Rawjaw: Bringing him in, Sir!Chaduk: Hello, Doctor.Witch Doctor: Ahhh, sit, my stupid patient!Chaduk: What?Witch Doctor: Nothing.Chaduk: Who are you?Witch Doctor: I am Witch Doctor.Rawjaw: He's a Doctor.Witch Doctor: Yes I am. Rawjaw, give me my hammer.Rawjaw: Yes sir, right away.Chaduk:.... Ok?Witch Doctor: Alright. The first step is to know the problem. So, Mr Patient, what is your problem?Chaduk:.... I'm not sure, the cop told me to come.Witch Doctor: Let me see. Hmmm... Rawjaw, hand me that hammer.Rawjaw: Here. (hands over hammer)Witch Doctor: Now, this will not hurt at all, but instead, determine what your problem is. You won't even speak!The Witch Doctor smashes the hammer into the head of Chaduk.Witch Doctor: Ah! You see? You aren't speaking! And..... yes! You have head concussion, which can lead to brain damage!Chaduk: (Unconscious)===========Outside, on the balcony of the apartment......Me is dialing his phone.Phone: *Ring Ring* Hello?Me: If it isn't my friend..... Destiny. The Titan of Destiny.Destiny: Hello, Me. Or should I say, Meddler. The one who has his own dice of destiny.The Meddler: And it has rolled. You were going to keep your brothers unconscious and in Jail. That was what you were doing, even after the original visions.Destiny: We are letting them out.The Meddler: Of course you are. I meddled, didn't I? And if you don't follow the rules of the Meddling..... well, we don't want THAT happening, do we?Destiny: Our ..... evil Brethren will be fighting a war by next year. This year will be spent reviving them.The Meddler: I love having chaos and destruction. Oh, how it always agonizes me with fun.

    Why Should Lego Bring Bionicle Back?

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Why not? Its in the top 3 of your best-selling stuff, with the biggest fan-base, and it had a great story. Create some kind of sequel. You already saw that evil great being dude messing around. If they messed some more, well, there you go. Plus, the sets used to be amazing, and collecting masks were actually a hobby.

    Bzprpg - Le-Wahi

    in Bionicle RPG

    Posted

    IC: JLJL looked at the dead body, knowing there was some kind of trick. After all, even an insane person wouldn't just die unless this body was just a shell, as if its armor, or he was cursed. JL: Well, that was weird. He's probably run away or something, I don't think he'll give up so easily. Either way, lets head on over to the village.

    How To Live An Exciting Life

    in Comedies

    Posted · Edited by Jl1223 X

    The Honey World was epicsauce.

    More honey worlds will happen when Destiny and Fate decide to prank people again. If there is still a place for them to live. :o Chapter 19: Electric Car. Just outside the Senate House....... Tahu: I won't kill you, for now. We have bigger issues.Tahu Nuva: You cant kill me. I'm the better one.Pridak: You BOTH are worse than me! You know why?Tahu Nuva: Why? Oh, and by the way, don't be racist and say you are white. Turn around.Pridak: (Turns around) What? Oh. A long line of Onu-Matoran were staring at Pridak. Zaktan: Well.... Uhhh.... Piraka! To War!Takadox: Yes, what do you want, Pridak?Pridak: These 2 Hotheads have taken the crown! We must get it back!Tahu: There ain't no crown, but if there is, I'm the one with it!Pridak: Give it to me!Mantax: No, to me! I'm the biggest, baddest Barraki!Tahu: Go away, buffalo boy!Tahu Nuva: What? Anyways, It's MY CROWN!Tahu: Mine! You're head is so bumpy, it'd fall off whenever you wore this invisible crown!Zaktan:...... Uhhhhhhh....... Am I supposed to be... fighting? Zaktan smashes his weapon into Tahu Nuva, who blocks and counters. All the Barraki and Piraka also fight, and both Tahu's ignited their swords. Hakann: Ahhhh! Hot hot hot! I need a medic! MEEEDDDIIIIC! !!! *Runs out of battle scene* All the Piraka attack Tahu while all the Barraki attack Tahu Nuva, conversing and conversing, until they were out of the city, and in the apartment. Pridak smashed Tahu, and he went flying right through the corridor and into the living room. Zaktan does the same to Tahu Nuva. As they walk through the corridor, Zaktan looks at Pridak. Zaktan: Just to let you know, I'm getting the crown.Pridak: What? No, Its mine! I'm having the crown. As both forces suddenly begin to fight each other, Carapar is knocked into a room. Carapar:....... Me no like. Me sad *sniff sniff* Outside, The Tahu's looks are the very fine carpet they were about to roast, with a packet of chips on top. Both of them heated up the carpet, and tossed it on top of the 2 fighting forces. Thok:.... Great. *SIZZLEEEEEEEEEEE* Tahu Nuva grabs one side of the carpet, and pulled it down, and then pushing it to Tahu. All the forces were encircled in a very hot carpet. They dragged them out of the Balcony, and threw them out. Suddenly, all the ants had a great question in their mind: Why was there loads of sissies screaming, and why was there a gorilla mating call? Tahu: Annoying bunch. Minutes later....... Hakann looked around, crouched, eyes scanning the horizon-through the window. He was hoping for escape. To look for fortune! And a medic. To -Hakann looked around, to make sure no one would follow him. No one. He jumped out the window, and then remembering there was actually going to be a fall and he wasn't superman. Hakann: I need a medic.......*WHAM* OOF! What the.... Hakann is stuck in a tree, with nearly no way off apart from jumping. Luckily there was another tree to jump to. Unluckily, this tree was higher up. Hakann: Great... now....???: Come over here!Hakann: Who? What? Who are you? ........... I don't have any money!???: Im not a beggar, but I need your help!Hakann: Uhhhh.... you're still begging but whatever. Where are you????: In the sea!Hakann: Ok....... Do you promise me fame and fortune????: What? Whatever! Yes!Hakann: Ok! Coming! Hakann walks over to the railing which barred the road to the sea. He looked out. Hakann: Oh *%^! Over the edge was a dolphin, who was in the ocean, polluted and stuff. Dolphin: I need your help! The world is polluting the sea! My race is becoming extinct!Hakann: ........ So? We can eat you!Dolphin: I can promise you fame and fortune.Hakann: Yes? What do you need?Dolphin: Save the environment! I will be waiting when you are done!Hakann:........ Uh..... (Mind formulating a .... "great" plan...) I'm on it! Meanwhile, up in the Apartment......Tahu: ######.Tahu Nuva: ######. They both stare at the ashes that were once tasty chips on a carpet. Both: ###### you. Tahu: So...... You. Pay up.Tahu Nuva: What? You're the one who did this! You are to Toa of Fire here!Tahu: And you? Just because you have a shiny chest, doesn't mean you aren't a Toa of Fire!Tahu Nuva: You are more firey!Tahu: You have the Nuva thingy in your name! Makes you the better fire user!Tahu Nuva: Hah! That means that you admit that I'm stronger!Tahu: No, I'm admitting that YOU are paying up for frying the chips! Pahrak-Kal walks through the doorwar, and looks at the ashes on the floor. Pahrak-Kal: Uhh.... guys...Tahu: Stay out of this, ballhead!Pahrak-Kal:... Ballhead? Whatever. By the way.... you guys are... arguing... over chips?Tahu Nuva: They cost money!Pahrak-Kal: Thats the thing. We used to be very poor. Heck, Whenua over there, he was a beggar for.... 2 hours. He failed, his small cup got spat in, but still.Tahu: ....Exactly! Now he burnt the chips!Tahu Nuva: No, you did!Tahu: You wanna check the fast motion replay from the security cameras? Wait, what cameras?Pahrak-Kal: See, thats the thing. We're running a city, and, well, we are... Rich.Tahu:..... Rich?Tahu Nuva:.... How Rich?Pahrak-Kal: Rich enough that we can donate 1 million dollars HK$ to some crazed guy looking to "help" the environment and still retain enough to buy a supercar and a private jet.Tahu:....... :oTahu Nuva:..... ######.Tahu: ######.Both: ###### you, Pahrak-Kal, for not telling us.Pahrak-Kal: Oh, %^&*! Hakann suddenly walks in through the door, and shouts towards them. Hakann: Hey, uh, can you give me some money? I'm raising money for the environment.Tahu: Whatever, take 1000,000$ from this credit card. (Throws over credit card)Hakann:.... Uh, thanks. 10 hours after Hakann figured out how to take out the money, and then take out 1 million $.......... Hakann is driving around in his new "car", driving over to his fellow Piraka, who had managed to get out of the carpet of doom. Hakann: Whatsup, homies! Look at my new electric car! I did it for the environment!Zaktan:.......Thok: Dude.... thats a..... electric.Hakann: Yeah!Thok: A electric.... RC car.Hakann: For the environment! (Drives into city)Hakann: Hello, everyone! Look at the great Hakann, in his great electric! All donations for the environment appreciated!Matoran: What? No. 20 people like you tried to scam me in the course of the last 2 hours. Go away.Hakann: .....I hate you. All donations appre- Oh ^&*% the dolphin! Hakann drives his car out of the city, out of the apartment, into the lift, down, and over to the sea. Hakann: Look what I did for the environment, Dolphin!Dolphin: (Dead)Hakann:...... Oh. ######.

    Aftermath 2

    in Comedies

    Posted

    Another good chapter again MT. GG Pridak. --' <-Asian Eyes. PB, is that the battle which hurled the Ark into the lake? Trololol.The Center does their job well. Only problem is that all their members hate their job, AND The Center. But they aren't really that bad, are they?

    Age 13+ Forum?

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    I find it stupid. I'm 12, and I question this: Since lego aim there stuff at kids, and teenagers on the site follow it because they WERE kids who liked the toys.... why make it so its 13+? If its aimed at kids buying toys, don't "block" the people who buy the toys most. I don't mind if they made some kind of 13+ forum, but if they make it just for greg, 1. Lego did something stupid. 2. No point unless its a place for more "mature" people to talk. 3. BZP has no "Permanent" way of this, so we just need to change it.Thats why its dumb.

    Bzprpg - Le-Wahi

    in Bionicle RPG

    Posted

    IC: JL JL looked around. His electric powers seemed to be sputtering out, as if the power negating thing in the tunnels was back. Still, JL had his sword. He cut off a small branch, and hurled it at the Toa, hoping to find a weakness.

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