- JL -

You better run before you face the wrath! Anyways, nice choppy again, MT.EDIT: Chappy!!!!!! Stupid auto correct from apple. The one thing that sucks.

Liez! Sad face, might not be able to post big stories since I might not have Internet for my Mac.

Hasn't that already happened around chapter 40?

Oh yes! Its back!I've been waiting for this thing for months.Man, Tahu's gonna have a bad bad BAD day.

Oh man. I wonder who it is saying the Arghs. Hmmmm. Looks like getting bailed out of jail means becoming someones worker....... and I don't think Vultraz likes that.

:| Lulz. It really was a bizarre chapter. Theres gonna be big changes soon. Oh yeah, in your sig, you mispelled appreciated.

IC: (JL) JL continued across the Bridge. He had been looking for several of the shadows Rahi to fight and bring to Ta-Koro, hoping to earn something. JL looked around. It seemed barren, but JL hoped there would at least be something to bring, or his long climb would have been a complete waste. As he crossed the bridge, JL saw a few other guys standing over there. Maybe they could point him in the right direction.

Chapter 18: Furry Kebab Stormer 2.0 and Furno 2.0 ride up a lift, music from the likes of Lady Gaga playing. On the way up, Stormer 2.0 freezes the security camera.Stormer 2.0: Stupid stalkers.When they get to the 19th floor, the top level, a man walks in.Man: You two are the smallest midgets I have ever seen.Stormer 2.0: Uhhhhh.....Furno 2.0: Yes, yes we are.Man: Well, I'll be seeing you around. I hope you don't cause any trouble being midgets.Furno 2.0: No, no we won't.Furno 2.0 and Stormer 2.0 walk up the stairs, and opened up the door. They are greeted by a very.... weird sight. There they were, Turt, Turtley andTurt: All hail Fæx Optimus Maximus!Furno 2.0: Did you guys try and translate that POS' name into latin?Turt: Uhhhhh.......Stormer 2.0: Yeah, he knows a little bit. Nerd.Furno 2.0: Not if it helps! And I don't wear stupid glasses.Stormer 2.0: If you even wore any glasses, they'd be stupid! Their larger than you!Furno 2.0:...... Anyways, Optimus means the Best, and Maximus means the greatest. Problem is, Fæx is-Turtley: Pooh, the best and greatest?Furno 2.0: .....no....... Poo, the best and greatest.Turtley:.......Pooh: Turtley... you did WHAT? You translated my name as..... POO?????Turtley: A mistake! A typo! Not my fault!Pooh punts Turtley..... accidentally smashing him right off the roof.Turtley: Duh-nooooooOOOOOOOO! (Gets impaled by tree branch, on top of Mr. Ted) Herk-Bleagh *Dies*Stormer 2.0:..... Well, that solved the problem.Furno 2.0: If this goes on, we're gonna get a Furry Kebab stick.Pooh: And what will you do, burn us and eat our fluff?Furno 2.0: No. We'll give you to little kids..... kinda like Sunnyside Daycare.Stormer 2.0: Thats fake.Furno 2.0: Dun give.Stormer 2.0: Oh yeah, whats a POS?Furno 2.0: Piece of-Meanwhile, back downstairs.......Gresh: Alright, everyone. Today, we have formed the onion of-Takadox: Union.Gresh:....... Did you just get brain cells?Takadox: Did you just lose brain cells?Gresh: I'm dead.Takadox: Ha! You don't have brain cells!Gresh: ...... Anyways, we have formed the union of the apartment-Takadox: Can we rename it? It sounds stupid.Gresh: Its a great name. I personally named it.Takadox: All in favor of a name change, please say the word "Chicken".Everyone except Gresh says out loud "Chicken". A random guy says 'Why on earth did you ask to say "Chicken"?'Gresh: Hmph. Fine. So, what do we name it?Tahu Nuva Mistika: Senator Council of The Apartment. Or we can just call it the meeting, the council, whatever. All in favor, say Eye.All: Eye.Takadox: There. Also, we need to appoint a leader?Gresh:.......Everyone:............Suddenly, a massive outburst of the words "Me!" is screamed all across the apartment.Gresh: STOP! Alright, until further notice, no leaders. Just a council, of the senators of the apartment.All: Done.Gresh: Ok. The council must consist of representatives of each faction in the apartment. Write down your faction on this sheet of paper. (Holds up paper) Remember, one by one no pushing.---Gresh: Ok. We've got a list. We have ....... 1 group. The meat cutters..... really?Toa Hordika Vakama: We cut meat.Gresh: You sell food. Renaming this to the Food sellers.Toa Hordika Whenua: .......... Noob.-----Meanwhile, back on the roof....Furno 2.0: Ahhh shiz.Winnie the Pooh smashes his hand into the floor, right where Furno 2.0 was standing a few seconds ago. Furno 2.0 sprints away, turns around and shoots ice at Winnie the Pooh's foot. Winnie the Pooh is stuck there, and Mickey Mouse comes over and smashes it. They both turn around and face Furno 2.0, who jumps backwards - straight into the clutches of Turt.Turt: My name is Turt. You killed my brother. Prepare to die!Furno 2.0: .....Winnie the Pooh: Ha! Hahahahaha! You copied that off that woman movie! Hah! Sissy! Sissy sissy sissy! Stupid furry sissy!Turt: Hey! No one calls me a sissy and gets away with it!Turt sprints at Winnie the Pooh, who is still laughing. However, Turt trips, and he is pushed back by the wind, as if it had a mind of its own. Stormer 2.0 freezes the floor underneath Turt, and Turt slides all the way off the roof and - you guessed it - gets impaled by the same branch Mr. Ted and Turtley were at.Furno 2.0: Wow. Thats unlucky.Above him, the Storm continued to grow. Thunder struck, and for a moment, Furno 2.0 thought he saw a dark shadow perched on the TV Antenna. Furno 2.0 shook his head.Stormer 2.0: Hey! If we continue this, wouldn't you guys become a Furry Kebab?Winnie the Pooh: Sure.... if you want to lose this. (Pulls out credit card from a massive hole in his stomach.)Stormer 2.0: Awww! Ewww! That thing was inside of you! Dude!Winnie the Pooh: Well, suckit.Suddenly, a lightning bolt smashes the area, throwing Mickey Mouse forwards. Furno 2.0 freezes the floor some more, and Mickey Mouse slides right off the cliff, screaming a "Yahoooo!!!!" in the process, before getting impaled.Winnie the Pooh: Ugh! Stupid storm! Its like someones helping you. No matter! If lightning strikes me, you will lose your credit card. Strike me, lightning, Strike me!Furno 2.0:........ Wow. Brain damage.Furno 2.0 fires a ice beam at Winnie the Pooh, and it manages to hit the spot where Winnie the Pooh had cut a hole in. Winnie the Pooh drops the Credit card, and Furno 2.0 sprints over. However, Winnie the Pooh grabs it first, and goes into penguin mode.Winnie the Pooh: Try and get your credit card, you evil fluff killers! (Toboggans off the roof.)Furno 2.0:.............Stormer 2.0:.................Furno 2.0: We don't have our credit card. ######.Stormer 2.0: But they left their Xbox 360 up here. We can use that.Furno 2.0: Whoopee! Halo: Reach, here I come!==========================END OF ARC 2==========================Along with a massive sneak peek.---The guy took out a sword, and walked over to Furno 3.0.???: My name's JL. I think some of the other guys here know me, I used to come here.Furno 3.0: Well, I'm not sure. Come on, let me show you around-JL: I don't need showing around. I have intel on everything around here.Furno 3.0: From who?JL: UBN. United Bionicles Nation. Anything more is confidential.Furno 3.0: Okay? Whats that?JL: Kind of like, a group of a hundreds of Bionicle cities, based all around the world. Oh, yeah, I found your credit card. Then I used it all up to make this place a city.Furno 3.0: You did what?JL: I turned your apartment's master bedroom into a Matoran city. I did it at night, so you guys didn't know. You need customs to get in, though. Also, its actually pretty big now. I managed to smash into the opposing apartment, and turned that into part of the City as well. Its your Senator Council of the apartment's city or something. I told them already. Oh yes, I'm also a senator here. New guy.Furno 3.0: Uhhhhhhh.............JL: Also, all the missing Bionicle sets the 12 year old didn't buy has been bought. Is Takadox here? He has brethren. They were the only ones I actually didn't buy. The Barraki and Piraka, I mean.Furno 3.0: Why not?JL: I found them in the dumpster.Furno 3.0:.... fitting.JL: Anyways, you shouldn't be up at 3 AM..... playing Halo.Furno 3.0: Shut up. Its a good game.JL: You're like a guy I know. Anyways, the city has hundreds of Matoran, and the SCOTA also has a special meeting place in your "unedited" apartment. Anyways, yeah. See you tomorrow!And with that, JL flew away.Furno 3.0:...... Back to gaming.---

------BZPRPG Character Sheet------Name: JLSpecies: ToaGender: Male

Weaknesses: Somewhat gullible, and he can get sidetracked easily when not in combat.Alignment: Chaotic GoodElement: Electricity.Powers: Electricity, Thunder, Lightning, anything of the sort. He can use small electricity to fight, but he can also get very high powered lightning from the sky, although he will be very tired after excessive use. JL is also very agile and fast, along with having amazing reactions times. Coupled with his Arthron and he can usually dodge most attacks. A special technique of his is to trap his enemies in electric prisons, which he can create by himself, or with help through other conductors. With his electricity, he can also create and control electromagnetism very well, capable of disrupting other Toa of Magnetism's powers, at least a bit.Mask: A Great Kanohi Arthron, colored silver grey. It is an Anxilia, or Living mask (See Reyna), and JL cannot control it's power, but Reyna can.Weapons: A sword with a portable anchor/grappling hook below the handle, with a short range chain, useful for climbing and holding on to things, along with a black shield he doesn't always use. Both are very hard, made by Protosteel, and the sword can cut through most objects, especially when channeling elemental energy through it.Appearance: Grey armor on his legs, with white armored feet, JL is a Toa with a good build. His arms have black and silver armor. He has a silver chest piece, and his mask is also silver. He usually has a sword on his back, and a shield which he uses at certain times, while dropping it at other times for mobility.

Backstory: JL had woken up on a beach with no memory of who he originally was, except his battle skills had maintained and he still held all his weapons and armor. In the sand, there had been small little lumps created by crabs, and the first time JL saw them, he thought they read "JL" so he took it as his own name. JL headed out to explore, eventually knowing the island and becoming a freelancer for hire, as long as it is a good person asking him to do things. If it was a bad person, JL would either neutralize or try to neutralize and then run. JL has, in his adventures, met a lot of other friends and allies such as Merror, Pirok, Argentum, Cyrax and quite some others. However, he has also met a bunch of evil enemies, most notably Echelon. He continues to strive to try and free the island as a freelancer.

Reyna: JL's Anxilia, or Living Mask, she exists as an ally, a thought form inside JL's mind (Or the mask's wearer). She appears as a young female, made of blue light (She can be projected by JL's Lightning) in JL's mind, but is also a silver Arthron, as JL's mask can also be counted as her residence. Reyna is sarcastic, sometimes lazy, but always competitive. A fatal flaw of hers is that Reyna is, deep down, jealous of all the living beings around her, as they have a physical body, while she herself cannot do things like smell, or touch, only really being able to 'see' (Especially with her mask power of an Arthron) and think. She was created from the Red Star's energies.-----Name: Cyrax (Deceased)Species: ToaGender: FemaleWeaknesses: Physically weak (Though still powerful with weapons)Alignment: Chaotic Good-Neutral, but very VERY mischievous.Element: Crystals.

Powers: As a Toa of Crystals, Cyrax and control crystals in any shape and form. She can use it as projectiles, she can use them as swords, clubs, maces, heck, she can use them as stairs if she wanted to. Walls can smash up from the floor and barricades and be created suddenly. With her crystals, she can also use it during the creation of a weapon to make is harder and stronger permanently.Mask: A Great Kanohi Faxon (With a visor)Weapons: Twin Katana's, which she can combine with her crystals to create twin swords, and, if she wants to, a twin bladed sword (Blade, handle, another blade underneath.) Cyrax is a master at manipulating weapons and using them.Appearance: With armor pieces red and black, she has hooks and claws all around her armor for whatever it is she uses them for. Her mask is a mix of red and black.Backstory: Cyrax was a loner, although she once had a lot of friends. Saddened with the rejection she faced, she adopted a new personality - mischievous, simply to gain attention. While it only made her face more rejection, she managed to stay away from falling to the shadows, like how Aurum and Argentum did. Now embodied with new hope, she strives to defeat Makuta and other evil forces.

-----Name: ArgentumSpecies: ToaGender: MaleWeaknesses: His armor is weak. However, he has great endurance and great control over magnetism (and through that, Metal), and to a lesser extent, anything, due to his mask.Alignment: Used to be unwillingly evil, now Good.Element: MagnetismPowers: Using his magnetism, he can do nearly anything to any metals, including armor and weapons. He can move them around, steal them, everything. He can also levitate them for use in battle - this is his preferred way of fighting. He can also achieve flight by repelling the ground, although while flying, he trades control for speed, and vice versa. He can also move anything (Except himself (Unless indirectly e.g. Getting something underneath him)) using his mask power.Mask: Currently uses a MatatuWeapons: Any amount of blades (Brings around with him 10 - Uses 5 most of the time) controlled by his magnetism, other weapons he steals using magnetic powers (During fights), and his main handheld weapons, 2 Protosteel shortswords capable of merging to create a double sided sword.Appearance: Silver and cyan armor.Backstory: Slightly insane from depression, Argentum used to believe he served the Makuta, although in truth, it was his hallucination. After a massive fight in Ga-Koro, he has since been turned back to the path of light, this time with slight insanity too. However, he has decided that there are 2 things he is currently trying to do - To repent, and to find a way to turn his insanity from a burden....to a great assistance. To achieve this, he simply travels, determined to find evil and crush it. <br />Silver: Half neutral, half evil, Silver is Argentum's split personality. He is powerful, tactical, and differs from Argentum in that he completely embraces bloodthirstiness and loves to fight. Silver remembers Argentum's memories - Argentum does not always do the same back. Silver came from the remnants of insanity Argentum had, and Argentum's thoughts and feelings about all the things he has to accomplish. Silver appears to be more powerful than his counterpart. However, Argentum is always the stronger Toa because of their difference - Silver has no bonds, while Argentum wishes to retain them. He got his name from Ril, a Toa of Fire.-----Name: AurumSpecies: ToaGender: MaleWeaknesses: He is not good at hand to hand combat. As such, he uses weapons - all sorts of weapons which he creates.

Alignment: Evil (Followers of Makuta)Element: MetalPowers: As a Toa of Iron, he can create, control, shape, move around and destroy all forms of metal. He is an expert at using his elemental energy - so much that instead of using handheld weapons, he simply creates his weapons in such a way, etc. This leads to him being able to fight several enemies once without getting a scratch at all. His mask of illusion leads to him being able to cast an illusion of whatever his mind can conjure, as long as his eyes can visibly see the person he is casting it on. Because of his efficient control of metal, he can also recreate his armor at will - making it stronger, and weaker depending on his needs. He is also very adept at harsh conditions, after several weeks of training himself.<br />Mask: Great MahikiWeapons: Being a Toa of Iron, he has near unlimited weapons for him to use. However, his main weapon is now a black Protosteel Sword-length Katar.Appearance: He can create and change his armor at will. This leads to his appearance differing from time to time. However, most of the time he wears sleek gold and black armor.Backstory: Aurum is a loner, and because of facing rejection from everyone, he has gone evil and honed his skills to the point of being known widely - feared widely. Due to being a loner, he usually stays silent around certain people - only inputting when he actually has something to say. When he does talk and act nice, he never does it physically unless he actually wants to; Rather, being nice and 'happy' is done by creating an illusion. Joining Makuta, he became a willing servant, where he helped in securing Hafu. Learning that Kopeke was gone on his second assignment, he started to simply train while waiting for orders, on the mountains of Ko-Wahi. During this time, he managed to be resilient in harsh conditions, and also being much more stronger physically and mentally.-----

Name: AxeronSpecies: ToaGender: MaleWeaknesses: Thin armor platingAlignment: Chaotic GoodElement: FirePowers: As a Toa of Fire, Axeron has control over heat and flame. Not only does this allow him to create/absorb different shapes of fire, he also can use the heat to cause air to rise, which he can use as an advantage during fights and during movement. His mask also allows him great athletic ability, allowing him to achieve feats thought impossible, which he again uses to his advantage during both fight and movement. He also moves around differently, climbing and leaping onto buildings and trees instead of simply walking on the ground (Great at parkour techniques). He has great upper body strength. He is also a pickpocket, good at stealing and good at getting away with it. He would prefer to run away or run to an advantageous point than to stay and fight, although he is good at that if he has to.Mask: Great Kanohi Calix, the Mask of FateWeapons: 2 retractable hidden blades which are connected for forearm armor, which allows killing someone at close range with no-one noticing, and using his wrists/forearm to deflect things at an angle such as swords (Heavy weapons such as axes and double handed swords would be able to cut through easily). He also has a leaf-shaped shortsword and throwing knives, which he is great at using (But needs replenishing/picking back up) at a blacksmith.Appearance: Unlike most Toa, he wears a hood over his head and a black/white double sided cape over his left shoulder which goes down below his waist. It doesn't affect his mobility. He also wears protosteel armor, including his hidden blades wrist armor, which is designed to allow great mobility and as such, is much lighter than normal protosteel armor. His armor is colored mostly white on the outside, with streaks of black and red, while some of the metal plating on the shoulders and on the hidden blade's armor is silver.Backstory: Axeron is an ex-military Assassin, a killer. However, he isn't the type of person who kills people for money; Rather, he kills people who are politically corrupt, or a general enemy of the population. However, his way of working is frowned upon, as he hides in the shadows and kills quickly. He was trained every since he was young, ever since he was a matoran in the Ta-Koro guard, and so his athletic abilities, which he uses well when running and climbing, are really well developed. Slowly, he advanced up his ranks in the guard until he was part of special forces. Sadly, his entire team died during his first mission, when he was just a rookie to the team. Traumatized, he left from the guard, and soon later returned as a Toa, this time not afraid to kill. He, as an assassin, much prefers to use weapons than his elemental power, although he would use fire if he deems it to be needed.-----Name: Floria 'Flo'Species: ToaGender: FemaleWeaknesses: When drunk, she can make some bad decisions. And she is usually a bit drunk.Alignment: Chaotic NeutralElement: AirPowers: As a Toa of Air, Floria has control over Air and Vacuum's. She uses this alongside her combat style, where she uses a small shield and shortsword, along with her mask, to cause general mayhem whenever she fights. She is also good at surfing and sailing, using her air and a combined form of her shield and sword to sail the waters around the island. She also has a surprising amount of skill in terms of useless things like packing, getting drunk and lockpicking. When drunk, Flo is also capable of 'switching' her style of fighting from an organized, tactical fight to causing mayhem, which is surprisingly useful as she completely changes the way the moves.Mask: A physically modified Kanohi Huna, which looks much more feminine, has a visor over the eyes and are much more adapted to Floria's (Beautiful) face for comfort. Floria cannot control the Huna's powers, as it is an Anxilia or Living Mask, but Sector can control is (See Sector), casting invisibility over her.)Weapons: A small shield and sword, which can combine into a new form that is larger and can be used for combat, but is also used for surfing and sailing. Both can be holstered on Flo's back. Made from Protosteel, they are light and yet strong and durable. Hidden on the inside of the shield is a large piece of cloth.Appearance: Slightly taller and stronger than an average female Toa, Floria is beautiful in all physical aspects. She usually wears a headband, and her mask, being designed for her face, is both comforting to her and shows her beauty to others. Sometimes, she looks orderly and composed, and sometimes, she can be seen walking around slightly dizzy, and holding beer, rum, or other sorts of alcohol.Backstory: Floria grew up living on a boat, raised by people to traded and had shipping services. Because of this, she much prefers the sea over the ocean, and developed skills such as surfing and swimming really well. However, because of the jobs of her family, she was confined to sea life and yearned to explore more, such as much of the mainland of Mata-Nui, having only been on land at places such as Ga-Koro and Xa-Koro. One day, the boat she had been raised on was pirated by, well, pirates, and while the other crewmembers fled successfully, Floria took her chance to explore freely. She was trained in things such as fighting, pickpocketing and lockpicking with the pirates until another day, the pirates were taken down by the Ga-Koro marines. Having seen the pirates as having done nothing wrong, as all they really wanted was more freedom, she found herself antagonizing the laws of society, although she was still kind at heart. She roamed the seas alone, but because of her newfound loneliness, ended up getting drunk a lot more than usual.

Sector: Floria's Anxilia, Sector is an easygoing, lazy 'Living Mask'. He can manifest himself in thought as a being made of condensed air and dust, which, luckily, Floria can create with her element. Sector was, like Reyna, created from the Red Star's energies. Sector is, like Floria, a person who loves freedom; Sometimes, this side of his personality becomes darker, as Sector sometimes hates people who have too much power and control others.-----Name: Clariax, 'The Last Phantom'Species: ToaGender: FemaleWeaknesses: Bad accuracy at long range.Alignment: EvilElement: PlasmaPowers: Clariax is a master with using his powers in close combat, teleporting around to dodge and attack. As a Toa of Plasma, she can control plasma, reshape it, and absorb it. Her mask allows her to teleport around quickly, both to wherever she can see and whatever is in her memory. A side effect of her element is that she can control and absorb heat. With this, she can then use her powers for friction, creating enough charge in the air for a powerful but uncontrollable lightning bolt going one direction. Clariax prides herself with this attack, and uses variety of attacks during her fights. Mask: Kanohi Kualsi, Mask of Quick TravelWeapons: A long dagger and shortsword, which she can dual wield. Both weapons can be used to channel her element. The majority of the time, she holds the shortsword in her right hand, and her long dagger on her left with a backwards grip.Appearance: A cutely beautiful face and slender, curved body, Clariax is seductive, bringing to others mind a sense of both want and fear. She commands a power of authority, and as such walks like a leader.Backstory: Straight up, she is very young. She was an adopted child, and the person who adopted her was the criminal organization leader, Megatron of the Phantoms. Megatron kept her a secret from his followers, and had grown to care for her - like how he would care for a master weapon. Clariax and Megatron's relationship was very strained, and Megatron had planned to send her to his nemesis, Optimus, whom he knew would be able to give her a place in the world - and hopefully have her backstab him. However, Megatron fell before that, and Clariax's only relationship, albeit strained and not what she thought of it as, was shattered by a Toa who in turn was a merciless killer in both her, and many others, eyes. Clariax felt only anger, and using this anger along with whatever fighting Megatron had taught her, trained herself to her current strength. The fact that she was raised in the harsh environments of Ko-Wahi only improved on her skills. Eventually, when she became an adult, she left, joined the world, and started to look for her revenge.-----Name: FlaySpecies: MatoranGender: FemaleWeaknesses: No element or mask powers, Too headstrongAlignment: GoodElement: FirePowers: Skills in combat, acrobatics, and charm. She is good at using just about every weapon at her disposal.Mask: Mask of Speed (Powerless)Weapons: Holds with her 2 swords, 2 daggers, and several throwing knives.Appearance: Hot for a matoran, Flay is seductive and charming, cute in most times, and slender.Backstory: Young and brash, Flay had always been allowed to 'do her thing' due to her looks among society. This attitude carried onwards, when she was influenced by a Toa to join the military. In the military, she was trained. Very well. Many thought of her as talented, both in war....and in bed. Flay may seem innocent at first, but she never really is. She never thinks ahead about consequences, and her attitude led to her being brash, ignorant and arrogant, trusting others to clean up whenever she does something wrong. While talented, she is cursed with hubris.-----Name: Calyziria 'Cal' Species: VortixxGender: MalePowers: Strong willed, Inventor,Appearance: Cal wears a self-created set of armor, which is neither thick nor thin. It has a scar on the right breastplate, a reminder for Cal. Cal is shorter than the average Vortixx, thin and slender.Weaknesses: Shy, Anti-social, easily de-moralized.Foreign Tech: Back Cannon, a large machine using Zamor technology to fire acidic ammunitionBackstory: Calyziria grew up being a 'weak' Vortixx, always coming up short on whatever it is he is trying to do compared to others. Like when he tried to create new tech. Or like when he tried to fight someone else. Cal, due to this, would constantly be laughed at by his peers, considered to be worthless other than for entertainment. However, Cal received enough encouragement to continue surviving, striving to achieve more and prove to people that he was worth at least something. Cal had no natural talent for anything, and all of his abilities as an inventor - and perhaps, a fighter - was earned through hard work, and hard work alone. As such, Cal is one of the people who know what it is like to live your life in the shade of others, and to live it purely to escape the shade. This has developed his personality where he is somewhat anti-social, enjoying to be alone and work on his own things, rather than interact with others, where be gets a bit shy. He now serves on the Jhianil II.-----

Name: Eumirax

Species: Toa

Gender: Male

Weaknesses: Too headstrong.

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Element: Electricity

Powers: Electricity, Thunder, and Lightning, Eumirax is a big, large, master of his element and his strength. He is neither slow nor dumb in a fight, but is too confident in his own strength. Eumirax rarely uses his powers to fight despite his lethality, rather using it to help Derictorius. Eumirax has fast reactions, and with his mask of Strength, agility. Eumirax is also amazingly resistant to electricity, basing his fighting style around it.

Mask: The Mask of Strength

Weapons: A massive bladed weapon carried with both hands hanging, which he can use to fire electric bolts.

Appearance: Big, Eumirax wears white armor with blue and brown as secondary colors.

Backstory: Eumirax was trained by his tutor, Derictorius, another Toa of Lightning to became a Turaga. After the Transformation, Eumirax continued helping Derictorius, who went on to conduct science experiments. Eumirax recently decided to help with Derictorius' newest experiment....and has disappeared ever since.

He has an Anxilia.

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Name: Derictorius

Species: Turaga

Gender: Male

Weaknesses: Not strong enough to keep fighting, jealousy, regretful.

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Element: Electricity

Powers: Electricity, Lightning, and whatever comes as well, Derictorius was once a fighter. This carried on; His skills as a fighter were then used for his job as a turaga, using much of his knowledge and science to improve just about everything he does. His mask also allows him to just about hit any target with his powers.

Mask: A Noble Sanok, the mask of accuracy.

Weapons: Staff of Conduction, a staff which can beam out or absorb electricity, or conduct it.

Appearance: Derictorius is just an old turaga. He looks like an old turaga.

Backstory: Derictorius was once a Toa. A warrior, he aspired to become more than what he was. However, before that, he was turned into a Turaga. Regretful of his past decisions and always wishing for the ability to serve, Derictorius conducts what he believes to be righteous and helping society: Experiments.

Note: Derictorius is creator of the Anxilia, or living masks.

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Name: Klaris

Species: Toa

Gender: Female

Weaknesses: Physically, weaker than most, and with less skill in combat than most.

Alignment: Ancora

Element: Water

Powers: As a Ga-Toa, Klaris has powers over the manipulation and creation of water, allowing her to move water, change it's shape, absorb and create it. Her mask allows her to heal the physical injuries of others, such as curing disease, organic wounds, and insanity cause by a physical issue. However, the efficiency depends on her own willpower and energy.

Mask: Mask of Healing

Weapons: A blue-white shield which Klaris can use to channel her elemental powers.

Appearance: Smaller than average as a Toa, Klaris is by no means hot, but she is definitely on the cute side. She wears flexible but durable blue-white armor, with dashes of pink.

Backstory: As a youngster, Klaris was always bullied by her peers. She was smaller, and worse, in nearly every aspect. Everybody picked on her, kicked her, and called her names. It didn't help that she was the one who somehow transformed into a Toa; Jealousy surrounded her, even despite the fact that she had continuously called those who hurt her as her 'friends'. One day, not knowing better, she followed them. What followed her was Fate's way of giving her a slap to the face; she ends up having to defend her friends from a small Tarakava. She succeeds, but her lack of skill causes her to become internally injured, and for lack of a better word, slowly dying. By pure luck - or the way of destiny - a healer managed to come by her. The healer, obviously, healed Klaris, put her back in shape, and Klaris, inspired by her savior, desired to be just as nice and kind. She decided to be a charity. Learning how to use her powers not for harm but for healing, she became a traveling healer, in her adventures not just healing others, but slowly, healing the mental wounds of her own.

Soon begins her next adventures.....

"Gluteus Maximus" Gluteus being Butt muscle, and Maximus being The Greatest, Takadox is, when translated into english with perfect grammar...... The Greatest Butt Muscle.

Yeah, I never actually do emotional stuff that isn't funny up until now.Also, I posted a JL's story sneak peek in HTLAEL.

And if a purple part comes earlier, so will the next chapter.PB, how many purple parts are you making? If MT is just reposting from Hipor I'll be bored until big daddy z fights.

I've never seen comedies try and tell that. Plus, how do bionics and Lego Bricks get naked?Only time people get close to it would maybe be those human and bionicle mingle stories, and writing 'I got changed' or sumtin.

Yes? Then I can find out what I need to improve?

Nice news report.The signoutbecauseofarchives thing is gonna be fixed once everything is back to normal. Or at least try to be fixed.

Though question - are the story arcs with the Dark Lord and stuff gonna continue? Or is it back to normal TBTTRAH/Aftermath before evil overlords ruling over the galaxy?

A little of both. Aftermath 2 begins about 3 months after the end of the original Aftermath. Currently, the Dark Lord is stuck on that planet from a long time ago(which I can't remember), and the Zehvor are satisfied with leaving it there. So, it still exists, but it plays a much smaller role in what I have written so far. He could have a much larger role in the future, but whether he will or not remains to be seen. I dunno. I guess I'll leave it up to you guys: Should the Dark Lord return in A2, or should there be a branch epicomedy about it? -MT

Haven't you been saying that since you first read it in HiPor

But JL has JL's Story, so he can't. No favorite Zehvors I'll get the Purple Parts to you soon.

Chapter 17: Freeze him or disgust him. Toa Nuju: Good job guys! We beat them back! They can't terrorize us anymore!Gresh: All thanks to me.Stormer 2.0: Yeah? And who was it that defeated Winnie the Pooh physically?Gresh: Come at me bro! The two sprint at each other, and Stormer punches at Gresh, who sprints right through him. Gresh: Wait, uhhh.... You can't fight me! Haha!Furno 2.0: Hey, one problem....... Gresh: I'm un-ownedable?Furno 2.0: No.....Stormer 2.0: What?Furno 2.0: We can't play Halo. They took our credit card.Stormer 2.0:....Gresh:...Toa Nuju:...Stormer 2.0: OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why must this have happened? Nuju, you cool dude! You should have told me to just get our credit card back! Now I can't play Halo, and everyone has no cake! its gone wrong, oh, so wrong! Everything will be gone, and we'll be turned into beggars! We'll descend into madness, and-Furno 2.0: Or we can just go and fight back!Stormer 2.0: But.... how?Toa Nuju: Well, I predicted this.Stormer 2.0: Where are they, then? Tell me so we can fight!Toa Nuju: They are uh.... at [CENSORED LOCATION]Gresh:.....Stormer 2.0: Uhhhhh.... I can't see that.Gresh: Uh...... don't break the 4th wall.Stormer 2.0: But we need our credit card back.Gresh: Don't talk like there's an audience! Plus, I know where it is. I put the seed.Furno 2.0: Let me guess. Somewhere stupid, where would mentally scarred brain damaged people go?Gresh: Hey! Im not-Furno 2.0: The roof! Ah hah! Mentally Scarred people go there to kill themselves, while brain damaged people go there for no reason?Gresh:.......Stormer 2.0: Thats actually a good guess.Gresh: Am I really.... a brain damaged mentally scarred green person....??Furno 2.0: Hah! I told you so! ---Outside, a storm is brewing. Lightning, thunder, wind and rain pummeled the ground.--- A few hours later, Toa Nuju has explained to a raging crowd of the problem. Toa Nuju: Well, the 1 problem is, we need a "good" strike team to retrieve the card back.Everyone:.....Takadox: That is literally mission impossible.Fire Lord: Yeah right. I can do it!Somebody: Shut up, Nub!Toa Nuju: Everyone, Shut up! Let me be heard!Gresh: Yeah, let him be-Toa Nuju: ...... (mad look on face)Gresh: Sorry.Toa Nuju: Anyways, the furry no-brainers-Hahli: They stole our credit card! We can't pay for music!Takadox: Just torrent it, stupid!Hahli: Yeah, I'll get a water torrent up your face, you illegal wad!Toa Nuju: SILENCE! Or I'll freeze everyone who talks.???: You just talked. Freeze yourself. Nuju fires a ice beam straight at wear the voice came from..... the window? Suddenly, the Ice shatters. ???: You'll be fine. I'll come back later.Toa Nuju: Oh... you..........Takadox: (Whisper) Wow, he's talking to himself.Toa Nuju: Shut up! Anyways, as I said, we need a team. I don't know who, but we need a team of powerful people so we can fight them off.Random guy from the crowd: Why don't you just freeze them?Gresh: Then I can make them jump off the building!Toa Nuju: Hmmmmmm....... 12 minutes later.....Rooftop door busts open, 70 meters above the ground. A White blob appears, panting like a madman. Mr. Ted: Hey! Its him! (Walks over)Mr. Ted: Hey, little guy! What you gonna do, after panting like an cool dude?Toa Nuju: Don't *huh* insult *uhhhhh* me! *hhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh*....Turt: Or what?Toa Nuju: Or...... *uhhhhh* you face *ugggghhhh* my wrath? I have *hhhuuuuuhhhhh* defeated *uuuuugggghhhhh* my greatest enemy......Turtley: Which is???Toa Nuju: Stairs! !!! *ugghhhhh* And now, you shall *unnnnnnhh* face me!Winnie the Pooh: You'll do what, make Mr. Ted wan't to kill himself?Toa Nuju: Yes! *ugh* You shall..............Mr. Ted: What? Wan't to die? Toa Nuju vomits all over Mr. Ted, regurgitating pizza, cake, coke, coffee, and everything he had in..... wait...... hey! I think the script is messed up! He's regurgitating things 10 times his size! What? Don't make the Wart Mall? What? Don't break the fourth wall? Ok! Sorry! Mr. Ted: ........ OH MY GOD! I STINK! Clean me, Somebody, CLEAN ME! !!!!! The seas, its just there! I need to go, I'll find you guys later! AHHHHHHHHHH! !!!!! CLEANLINESS! !!!!! Mr. Ted runs off the roof, diving for the sea. He manages to make it 50 feet...... down and 10 feet forwards, about to be smashed into bits....... when he is impaled by a sharp branch. Mr. Ted: Ahhhhhh! !!! (Fluff flying everywhere) Herk-Bleagh. *Dies* Toa Nuju: Ha! Hahahahaha! That will teach him! That will teach - *is punted by Turt down the stairs.* Crash! Bump! Ram! *BONK* Sounds of breaking items and screams of fury are heard echoing. Toa Nuju: Nooooooo! !!!! Not the stairs! Not the stairs! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!!! Toa Nuju ends up back on the 2nd floor, with Stormer 2.0 and Furno 2.0 staring at him.Toa Nuju: What? *uhhhhhh*Furno 2.0:...... if you had to come down, couldn't you have just gone down one floor and then taken the elevator? I mean, you ran into the stairs when going up, but the elevator was..... 12 feet away!Toa Nuju:....... Nooooooooooooooooooooo! I have been outsmarted! Tricked, by my greatest enemy: Stairs!Stormer 2.0: Yeah, I think his Psychic ability just meant that he was insane.Furno 2.0: Maybe it leads up to insanity.Stormer 2.0: Well, its up to us now.Furno 2.0: For Halo! ---Sneak Peek for JL's Story.....JL: Hey! What the heck! You changed my armor, my weapons..... Dude! I look........ (looks into random mirror somehow where) Awesome! Im a beast!Turaga Chubcacke: Yes, you are.JL: But why?Chubcacke: Your previous armor was limiting you. And your weapons were too inconvenient.JL: What? My weapons, well yeah, but my armor was built for me!Chubcacke: No, it was built for you so that you will always be controlled by the IUPD, so any chance of rebelling with your power will not work. Any time you try to unleash your actual full power, you would have been slightly held back. Storms that could destroy cities would never have been created. Now, though, that limit is gone, but all the good things previously there is still there.JL: And my weapons?Chubcacke: Your sword is made of Celestial Adamant, a very light and strong substance. It is used by the most powerful only, as the Celestial energy can kill the wielder if he is not worthy.JL: Of what?Chubcacke: Of being part of the light, the very strong light. To be a defender.JL: Ok.... so a sword made of one of the strongest substances imbued with Celestial power for me to use to channel my element. And my gun? My long ranged weapon?Chubcacke: Retains its same usage. Except it looks cooler.JL:...... you changed my gun so I looked cooler.Chubcacke: Have you seen ugly heroes? Any?JL:......... I don't think so, never.Chubcacke: Exactly.JL: Okay. 1 more thing - (proud, evil grin on his face) am I the only one with this Celestial Adamant sword?Chubcacke: I don't know. There are a lot of other great swords, imbued with energy, like yours. The user might not know, however.JL: Name them? I wanna know if I hear of these swords.Chubcacke: I think.... Kusanagi? Sevenstrike? Several others which I don't remember their names..... oh, yes! I think there was a sword which had a darker, more selfish energy. Glows blue when being used.JL: Ok..... at least they are rare. ._. What I have learned: Never ever use to many ! symbols.

My love for the toys is gone. Its just about me actually having the right to say "I have them. umadbro?" However, creating my own worlds for them are still high up on my to-do list. In fact, I did quite alot already in the Comedy forums.

....... Purple Parts? ( Anyways, great to be back! Time for loads of other misadventures!

If you guys followed MT's Aftermath closely, you'll know that JL is a new GS. Well, MT has big plans for him, being Keybearer and all. So, I decided to write about him before he joined the Toa Zehvor. And, well, since I already began around a few months ago, on HiPor: Empire of Pixels, where a few other comedy writers (MT Included) had been continuing their stuff. Anyways, enjoy. Also, here's the link to the first 10 chapters. Don't miss the prologue, and read the 1 "special" post which shows us how this relates to TBTTRAH. http://hipor.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=383&st=0 Chapter 11: LegacyJL moved forwards, and jumped. The cliff was low, and he could easily reach the ground below. He rolled, and sprinted. He looked at his visor. 1 of the Freelancers were fighting behind him, back on the cliff. Far in front of him, one of the Rogue Freelancers where there, running away.JL jumped, and took flight. He looked forwards, and while he chased, he recalled the events that had lead to this point.__________________________________________________---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It had been 2 hours since they had first encountered the 5. Each of the Freelancers had worked as one, effectively defeating them... just barely. They had managed to run away, and JL knew that their tactics now were to take them out 1 by 1.JL: Here. The 5 of them are situated on this cliff. They have a temporary camp, and we have to catch them off guard.Primax: If they see us coming and have the preparations, they can easily run away. If they DID prepare with Freelancer Tactics, they will disappear. No finding them.Hexus: Fortunately for us, We're Freelancers too.JL: Unfortunately for us, they are at least twice as powerful. We're going to have to search for a Weakness. Alright. Hit them hard, fast, and surprising. How do we get up without being spotted?Hexus: .... A Diversion.JL: Who?10 Minutes later......JL: (Facepalm)Hexus: JUST FLY OVER TO THE CLIFF AND SEND BARRAGES OF RAIN, LIGHTNING AND WIND! ALSO, TRY TO GET A TSUNAMI!JL: I KNOW! JUST GET TO THE HILLSIDE! BUT THERES NO SEA HERE! GO! AND ###### YOU FOR MAKING ME THE DECOY!Primax: OK!!!!!!2 minutes later, and he was floating around the top of their cliff. Meanwhile, his team members continued around the hill, stealthily.JL: Hey! Get out of their, you lazy punks, and face me!Xenox: .... You. He told me to kill you. User of the storm.JL: You. Your name sounds funny.Xenox: You dare insult my name? Destiny gave it to me!JL: Yeah, well, no wonder everyones life is a joke.Xenox: Shut up!Xenox launches a barrage of xenon at JL, who barely evades it. In return, a gust of wind blasts back at Xenox, who barely stands his ground. The other 4 come out, intent on watching. On his HUD, JL spotted several of his teammates slowly walking up the hill, trying not to be heard or saw.Shade: All 5 of us will take you down easily! After all, its just one of you-Xenox: No! He will be defeated by me... ONLY!Shade: What did he do now....JL: I said his name sounded stupid...Shade: You know, I think our mother had autism or something, nameing us these weird doomsday names.JL: Don't you mean.... emo?Xenox: Alright. You're going down, mate!JL: Come at me!Xenox fires another volley of Xenon, and this time, JL floats downwards, making them all miss.JL: You know, going down actually makes my chances of winning much better. I mean, if I go down and you lose power, while I haven't really done anything except use my armor and keep air pressure stable under my feet, well, quoting you, "You're going down!"Xenox: Thats it. You're dead. Come down, and let us face off on the floor.JL: Why should I do that? I mean, come on! I can just hurl lightning and all of you can just die! Xenon is conductive, right?Xenox: Well, I guess you CAN stay up there.... if you want to continue being an arrogant fool, not knowing anything except what the IUPD told you, not knowing of what happened before you became such a warrior, not knowing who you were.JL:..........Xenox: After all, I know what happened. You lost all memory when you were recruited by the IUPD. I know what happened.JL: Tell me, and I'll come down.Xenox: What can make me think you will?Thunder rumbles.Xenox: Boasting, eh? Very well. Your history, presented to me by the bane of the universe, champion of Xenon, by the Dark Lord himself. And now, lets see you as we talk about you... to you! (Evil Grin)=========Xenox: You had the talent to be very powerful. That was why you were chosen. To be keybearer.JL: Beehairer? Just to let you know, I will never choose to cut a bee's hair. Even if I was bribed.Xenox: No, you cool dude! Keybearer!JL: I bear no keys. I lose them too well.Xenox: *Sigh* Look. You were chosen to hold a secret, and the power which opens it back up. However, there are some things which don't like that thing being opened. And, well, we decided to attack you.JL: Did I beat you really badly?Xenox: No. We beat you really badly.JL: Liar. Liar. Pants on fire.A thunderbolt slashed through the air, striking the tree Xenox was standing next to. The tree falls, and the newly created bonfire touches Xenox's groin.Xenox: ....... Dude. That's just wrong.JL: Shouldn't it hurt?Xenox: Your stupidity made me lose brain cells. I don't think I can feel pain.JL: ....... That. Was the worst comeback. Ever.Xenon covers up the Fire, and soon, The only thing left was the Gas. Xenox twirled around with it, until a gust of wind scattered it.JL: Talk.Xenox: Interested, mm? Anyways, you were given this power, hidden inside of you, and you were told to fight with your life to defend it. Obviously, the previous Keybearer thought you had enough time to get better with your powers. But nope. The forces of Xenon found you anyways. You fought with your life, knowing the cost, and you managed to defeat all the cannon fodder little Terna..... but then, you fainted from exhaustion. And before our reinforcements could reach you, the IUPD friends decided that your uncontrollable power of the storm....... must be controlled.JL: Uncontrollable? Not likely. I can use it just fine. The sea can do my bidding. The rain can form water too. Lightning can help me fight. So will the air. You could say, I am a 3 in 1. 3 powers confined as 1 element, to be controlled in unison.Xenox: But what happens when you let it rage? When you unleash so much power on it, on a storm, you can destroy a planet. Your element can be self sustaining as long as you make it strong enough. It can die out over time...... but if you just continue, you can change a metropolis planet into a place of rubble, a tourist site.JL: And so? This has to do with Xenon, my history, what?JL couldn't believe it. He had originally come here hoping to let the other Freelancers surround their enemies. And yet, he was hooked on this story. He was actually sending his teammates a message right now - "Don't attack yet."He was disobeying everything he should be doing. And yet, his teammates understood. He was lucky to have them as friends. He didn't want to lose them.Xenox: You were taken in, trained to be a warrior. And I must admit, you are strong. But Xenon is stronger than anything, and everything. You will fall, your secret will die with you, and no one will be left to stop The Dark Lord from his rampage.JL: No. If I fall, others can fight too. And there are things that can defeat your "undefeatable" substance.Xenox: Determination? Hope? Insanity? Stupidity? Cleverness? Trust me, people have tried, and they have failed. Even if they succeeded, The Dark Lord can rule. Even in Death, he can be brought back.JL: Oh yeah? How?Xenox: Oh, you don't want to know.JL: I've heard enough. You say I have a power - a key which can end all this.Xenox: Yes.---Shade: (Behind Xenox's back, whispering to his brothers) I think Xenox is insane. He actually talked to that big fat blob about this guy and his history?? Haha.Darkside: Well, I guess it couldn't hurt telling people of their origins. I would want to know.Sager: Let me guess. You want to slap our parents for naming you like an cool dude.Darkside: Yes.Sena: Wow. Darkside, we have a massive lifestory confrontation between two amazingly powered warriors, talking about their legacy, tension growing...... and you're talking about your mother?Darkside: I know, I know, I'm emotionally unstable-Sena: Nope. You are brain damaged.Darkside: Shush.--JL: Well, then, I guess I know what I need to know. I have a power which can stop this Xenon from spreading. But first, I need to know how it works.Xenox: You need us for that.JL: No. I don't. If I have to, I'll fight The Dark Lord himself to know more about myself. But, trust me - I will activate this power. Even if I lose my memory again, I'll do it. I'll find new friends, find the keyhole, and end it all, by myself or with friends. Preferably the latter.Xenox: Oh yeah? Well, then, I guess the talking is done-JL: And the fighting begins.Immediately, Xenon smashes into JL, knocking him down to the bottom of the cliff. Xenox jumps down after him, and JL runs, finally remembering what he was here for."Hey, guys, feel free to attack them whenever you can, I'll face this guy myself."

“How would I like to be eaten, huh… you don’t want to eat the crab huh… WELL THEN I’LL HAVE TO EAT YOU, FATSO!”

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