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  1. a goose

    Fatal Error

    By a goose,

    As you know, I'm entering the TBRPG contest.
    Well, I thought I'd give you, the public, a little preview of the banner (this version is still a WIP):

     
    - Vorex
     
    PS: Whoever can translate the binary gets a cookie. B)
  2. a goose

    Scepticism

    By a goose,

    I don't believe that BZPower bought LEGO, that BZPower didn't buy LEGO, that the GregF announcement was real, that the GregF announcement was made by GregF, OR that B6 was telling the truth when he locked the topic and banned Greg.
    WHO'S WITH ME
     
    - Indigo Individual
  4. a goose
    So, I've been offline a lot recently, and I think it's time to explain:
     
    I am in at a course which lasts a week. Ten hours a day. You're probably thinking, "Vorex, how could you survive like that?"
    Well, I'll tell you: a girl. Yes, you read right. On Saturday I was locked out of BZP, so I decided to try my hand at being normal.
    So, there was this girl at the course who I had a crush on, so I decided to try and talk to her. Of course, it didn't go quite to plan, and I ended up talking to her friend instead. And I kept talking afterwards. I barely ever stopped.
    Because her friend is brilliant. I have a considerable amount in common with her, so we're able to talk a lot, and according to her friends she likes me. I wasn't sure about asking her out, though, so her friends (and everyone else) started getting a little irritated.
    After trying absolutely everything else to set us up, her friends ganged up on me as soon as I was alone, and tried to force me to ask her out. I agreed, because those girls were really scary when they surrounded me an started talking to me in the same tone one might use to make a death-threat.
    Then, tonight, I regained access to BZP.
     
    And that's pretty much everything that's happened to me so far.
     
    - Vorex
  5. a goose
    Here's how you pronounce the names of each and every one of my characters (who have non-English names):
     
    Pirok (Pie-rock/Pih-rock [depends on accent])
    Proditor (Pro-dee-tor/Pro-dih-tor [depends on accent])
    Ignotus (Ig-note-us)
    Incommodo (In-com-modd-oh)
    Kraal (Kraal)
    Aru (A-roo)
    Laz (Laz)
    Reichenbach (Rike-en-back)
    Kraan (Kraan)
    Incurso (In-curse-oh)
    Frustro (Frust-ro)
    Nikarra (Knee-car-ra/Nih-car-ra [depends on accent])
    Strave (rhymes with 'brave')
    Stranax (Stran-axe)
    Traxia (Tracks-ee-ah)
    Commodum (Com-modd-um)
    Fantum (Phantom)
    Nekron (Neck-ron)
    Pyrrhon (Pie-ron)
    Keuirce (Kwee-urse)
    Karhaz (Car-has)
    Zarnarax (Zar-na-rax)
    Uhat (You-hat)
    Ilag (Ill-ag)
    Awel (Ay-well)
    Akapok (Ak-a-pok)
    Auno (Aw-no)
    Utahop (You-ta-hop)
    Ynatru (I-na-true)
    Xylak Ansanarasar (Zie-lack An-sa-na-ra-sar)
    Ian (Ee-an)
    Vorex (Like 'vortex')
    Chromia (Chrome-ee-a)
    Somnium (Som-knee-um)
    Jedenast (Jed-eh-nast)
     
    Now no-one has any excuse to mispronounce the names. (Onarax, that means you)
     
    - Vorex
  6. a goose

    Bah, Humbug

    By a goose,

    JK, everyone, JK. I don't really think that; Nor am I under the impression that every cool dude with the words 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding;
    I just got Jaller!
    TBH, his mask is wider than I'd expected...
    I also got Super Mario 3D Land, 'Happy Christmas Mr. Bean', a new phone, and enough chocolate to make most normal people ill just looking at it. And dominoes.
    All in all, this Christmas is shaping up to be pretty good.
     
    - PtVM
  7. a goose

    Name Change

    By a goose,

    OMG if I'm right I can change my name in four hours AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CHANGE IT TO.
     
    In the words of the Beatles, 'Help!'.
     
    Vorex, we're done here. B)
     
    - Vorex
  8. a goose

    Is This The Real Life?

    By a goose,

    I've noticed that I doubt the existence of people in real life, but I always consider everyone on BZP as real people. Probably because I know that no-one could program AI intelligent enough to hold intelligent, BIONICLE-related conversations.
    Cleverbot always goes off-topic.
     
    - PtVM
  9. a goose

    That Was... Unexpected.

    By a goose,

    The Jaller Inika I was informed wouldn't arrive until the 30th of December just arrived a few seconds ago.
    ... What the Karz? Whoever I bought that from must've had either a lot of:
    Time on his hands
    Chirstmas Spirit

    - PtVM
  10. a goose

    name change

    By a goose,

    alternative title: i literally only make these (heck, literally only change my name) to find out what people here like the things i like
    i'm guessing it'll be a lot for this one
     
    - Ramona Flowers
  12. a goose

    sometimes it feels odd...

    By a goose,

    ...preferring not to use capitalisation in my posts here unless it's, like, srs talk, i dunno
    like, everyone else has all the grammar things and that's pretty cool, but sometimes i can't help but wonder if the fact that the rest of this site doesn't adopt quite as conversational a tone means that every now and then people look at the stuff i write and are like 'god that guy looks silly, not doing the grammar thing'
    is that a thing? am i, like, unintentionally breaking an unspoken law of bzp?
    ...am i breaking a spoken law of bzp? is that a rule somewhere? it's been ages since i read those tbh
     
    but yeah, more importantly, i kinda wonder if that's something that comes across as unusual compared to errybody else, and the way in which it comes across as unusual if so
     
    opinions?
     
    - Indigo Individual
  15. a goose
    Wotsiznaim
     
    Hmm... Tempted to do stop motion... May 05 2012 07:12 PM · Unlock · Lock
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    Vorex: Shadow Master
    My avatar tells you not to. You want to wait until late May/early June, when I am Dave is released.
    May 05 2012 07:22 PM · Delete
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    Correction: My OLD avatar TOLD you not to.
    May 05 2012 08:44 PM · Delete
    TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0
    ....
    May 06 2012 12:57 PM
    Wotsiznaim
    Don't comment if you have nothing to say, please.
    May 06 2012 12:58 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    @Wotz: Don't compain about him having nothing to say. Trust me, him saying nothing is a miracle. XD
    May 06 2012 12:59 PM · Delete
    Wotsiznaim
    I see
    May 06 2012 01:00 PM
    TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0
    Yes it is same thing with pirok. XD
    May 06 2012 01:00 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    Hey, come on now, I only speak when I have something either funny or important to say. XP
    May 06 2012 01:01 PM · Delete
    TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0
    :Rollseyes:
    May 06 2012 01:03 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    *Glares*
    May 06 2012 01:05 PM · Delete
    TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0
    XD ok let's stop spamming his page.
    May 06 2012 01:06 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    It isn't SPAM. Besides, that guy, whatever-his-name-is, won't care. We're mates. Kinda.
    May 06 2012 01:09 PM · Delete
    Wotsiznaim
    Kinda?
    May 06 2012 01:10 PM
    TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0
    DUN DUN DUN!! WOW that was random and pointless in a way
    May 06 2012 01:10 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    You read my epics, I talk to you about Deadpool. It's a pretty awesome relationship.
    May 06 2012 01:11 PM · Delete
    Wotsiznaim
    Yes. And it is not 'kinda'. It is REAL D: <3
     
    Now get me some milk, boy, or you'll be flogged!
    May 06 2012 01:16 PM
    TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0
    No
    May 06 2012 01:18 PM
    Wotsiznaim
    I wasn't talking to you
    May 06 2012 01:18 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    He was talking to me, Hakann. It was a joke.
     
    BTW, I WILL NOT GET YOU MILK. GET YOUR OWN MILK. WHEN LIFE GIVES ME LEMONS, I TURN THEM INTO PARADOXES AND I. EAT. THEM.
    May 06 2012 01:19 PM · Delete
    TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0
    XD
    May 06 2012 01:20 PM
    Wotsiznaim
    *throws lemons at you*
     
    WHAT ABOUT WHEN I GIVE YOU LEMONS, HUH?!?!
    May 06 2012 01:21 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    WHEN YOU GIVE ME LEMONS, I THROW THEM BACK AT YOU. I TELL YOU I DON'T NEED YOUR ***** LEMONS. I AM THE PARADOX WHO WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE WITH COMBUSTIBLE BLOODY LEMONS!
    May 06 2012 01:23 PM · Delete
    Wotsiznaim
    Stop.
     
    ...
     
    HAMMERTIME
    May 06 2012 01:24 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    DEADPOOL SMASH.
    May 06 2012 01:24 PM · Delete
    Wotsiznaim
    Shh, my common sense is tingling.
    May 06 2012 01:25 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    Once, my TV didn't work. So I kicked it.
    And it started working again. =)
    May 06 2012 01:27 PM · Delete
    TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0
    XD
    May 06 2012 01:27 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    We're making Deadpool references. XP
    May 06 2012 01:28 PM · Delete
    TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0
    Have you read my comics?
    May 06 2012 01:29 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    Nope.
    May 06 2012 01:30 PM · Delete
    TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0
    AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    May 06 2012 01:31 PM
    Wotsiznaim
    Have you read Deadpool's comics?
    May 06 2012 01:41 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    Of course he hasn't. He's only 11. All the brilliant-ness of the Merc With a Mouth still awaits him.
    May 06 2012 01:51 PM · Delete
    Wotsiznaim
    AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
    May 06 2012 01:54 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    I NO, RITE?
    May 06 2012 01:55 PM · Delete
    Wotsiznaim
    Hakann, you have much to learn, young one.
    May 06 2012 01:58 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    He knows that. He's kinda like a spoof of me. Him and Guurahk are my spamciples.
    May 06 2012 01:59 PM · Delete
    Wotsiznaim
    Lol, I read that as spamcicle and imagined someone eating a frozen bit of spam in the shape of a lolly
    May 06 2012 02:01 PM
    Vorex: Shadow Master
    XD
    May 06 2012 02:02 PM · Delete
    TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0
    XD Pirok that is hilarious.
    May 06 2012 07:10 PM



    Vorex: Shadow Master
     
    I do my best. *Proud*
    May 07 2012 08:32 PM · Delete

  16. a goose
    Soon, I will be starting a series of stop-motion animations with brand-new characters. The name of the series?
    I am Dave.
     
    As you can tell, while I will be using BIONICLE pieces (combined with some Hero Factory), it will be quite... different...
    Whether or not I continue with it is still being debated between me and Jim (for those of you who don't know, Jim is a voice in my head).
    But if I do continue, you will all undoubtedly notice. And my voice-acting talents will be used for every character. And, as Zoma can probably tell you, I can do some cool voices.
     
    - Paradoxophobia
  18. a goose

    Bullying

    By a goose,

    I was recently sitting in a class, and the meaniebutt who sits behind me was, without really going into the details, bullying me. The guy sitting beside him tried to point out that he was doing wrong, but do you know what he said in response?
    There are so many things that are wrong with this statement that I could never write all of them down, but I'm going to tackle a few right now.
     
    He was being serious.
    You read right -- this guy honestly thought that it wasn't considered 'bullying' unless it was enough to drive a person to suicide. I don't know what the worst part of this is. The fact that he was just taking suicide for granted? The fact that he was convinced that he was doing nothing wrong? Maybe the fact that, according to this statement, he was happy to call himself innocent, convinced that if he wasn't it would drive me to suicide, and only then would he be wrong. Let me repeat that: he recognised some of the worst consequences of bullying and he still went through with it, happy to wait until someone died before he would stop. There is something really, really wrong with our society if people taking their own lives can be taken for granted like that.
    Okay, so maybe he was joking. Let's consider that for a second. Not only was okay with bullying someone to suicide (admittedly, what he was doing to me wasn't serious to that point, but it doesn't change the fact that he pretty much said he would be cruel to people until they killed themselves), he was happy enough to make a joke about people committing suicide due to bullying.
     
    I'm not going to make more points, because this'll end up as line upon line of ' ' emotes if I do. But, I think the point in this is that there is something really wrong here. We're never going to end bullying, despite the consequences it's been shown to have, because as I've just shown, many of these people honestly do not care about the consequences of their actions.
    That's all for now.
     
    - Austin Powers
     
    [slight edit, as there was a word that is not allowed on BZPower that you used.-Nukaya]
  20. a goose
    - Indigo Individual
     
    EDIT: post bumped because i realise that i really messed up in my wording here and i've added a comment that explains what i was actually trying to say
    apologies, i'll try to be clearer in the future
  21. a goose

    Author Avatars

    By a goose,

    As you all know, I put early versions of MOCs I make into my avatar. Well, below is an image of the final versions of every MOC ever to appear in my avatar:

     
    Also, I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news first: I am Dave's release has been put off. It may or may not ever show up.
    The good news is that there will be a different series of stop motion animations instead.
    You all know that people talk about 'Author Avatars'. Well, I'm going one step further: this stop-motion animation will be made up of all of my avatars interacting with each-other.
    Basically, we're talking about six of me, each with a sort-of unique personality, in the same room. What could go wrong, eh? (and, unlike I am Dave, I've already started working on it)
     
    - Vorex
  23. a goose
    Alright, guys, BZPRPG characters already gone are:
    Reichenbach (Doctor Wotz)
    Nikarra (Tyler Durden)
    Zarnarax (Kal Grochi)
    Incommodo (Shadow Guardian Mr Isles)
    Nekron (Tsar Dovydas)
    Pyrrhon (Shadow Guardian Mr Isles)
    Ian (Shadow Guardian Mr Isles)
     
    First come first served, suggest a character and if I don't want to keep 'em you can kill them. Some I'll want killed at particular times, others whenever. I'll make sure to be specific.
     
    - Vorex
  24. a goose

    Bzprpg

    By a goose,

    As you all know, I have been bringing my characters back to the BZPRPG after the Hungry Hungry Games, and I've been trying to do it in insane ways that NO-ONE WOULD EVER EXPECT.
    But I need some help.
    I need to bring Ignotus back, and I don't know how.
     
    Suggestions?
     
    - Vorex
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