HeavyMetalSunshineSister

I decided that song fundamentally Did Not Need a guitar solo.

So my old computer is broken beyond the aid of an HDMI cable, but the main storage drive appears to be undamaged. Once payday hits, I'll get a USB adapter for the drive and cross my fingers.

That song I was writing a while back? The guitar solo is garbage and needs to be entirely redone. I also need smoother transitions between sections but I kinda already knew that, I just don't know *how* to do it.

I feel like either I talk too much and push everyone away, or other people are actually incredibly busy with their own lives, and don't have the time to notice that I talk too much.

You aren't a good person because you say you are. You are a good person because you behave in a manner consistent with goodness. (Defining goodness is a whole other kettle of fish, and I have neither the energy nor the desire to try right now)

The world is not fair, but we can be. The world is not just, and so we must strive to be.

I don't understand David Bowie fans who don't like Tin Machine.

I'm alternating between King of the Fairies by Waylander and Stronger Than You from Steven Universe. What a day to be my ears.

A list of fun things to do on a Saturday night: Ride to the faraway mountains; Fight many goblins and trolls; Quest for the Hammer of Glory

I think it's funny how my neck just sort of... retracts when I'm laughing. Like, this is hilarious, I need 20% less neck now? No you fool, my ears are giving me a shoulder-rub, put that back where you found it.

What were they trying to keep out? Matt Damon. And tbh I wish they'd succeeded.

You don't even know how much cheesy nonsense I type up in here and then decide that it's too dumb for your eyes.

With Steel/Ice pokemon, they'd better include a rival pair of a Steel/Ice Pokemon and a Fairy/Dragon Pokemon, just for the cold iron jokes.

Literally the best rhythm guitar riff I wrote for that song I started last week is probably unusable in the context of that song.

hahaha i love the little button on my profile that says "issues." not sure why it's empty, but that's okay. it can be full of lies if it wants to be full of lies.

Hahahah everyone else keeps changing their names meanwhile I'm still recognizably that weird gremlin that dwells in OTC's sewers

For years, whenever I heard someone calling someone else a clod, I thought they were saying "Claude." Like... Is this an anti-French thing? do you not like manservants? What is the deal?

Jethro Tull is honestly the world's most popular Rahsaan Roland Kirk tribute band

I forgot way more than I realized about songwriting. Still, that's why I started off with a simple piece.

I want a character with a giant boomerang, and I don't care about context.

What did I do wrong, that Youtube is recommending System of a Down to me? Who did I hurt?

No matter which one of us lives, the ground we're standing on will crack and blow away.

I don't even have anything to say.

ayy just a heads-up i'm not going to be online from Friday to Monday. Cat-sitting.

who needs a blog when i can just say terrible things right here. i think orange-flavored toothpaste is a great idea and you can't stop me