HeavyMetalSunshineSister

If I were a successful, popular musician with a long career behind me, I wouldn't do an unplugged album. No. I would do an unpugged album, in which, for the first time, my fans would get to hear my songs without me whispering "pugs" in the background, to pugs, which make a lot of weird snuffly noises back at me because they know I'm talking about them. After forty years, I would finally offer fans an escape from that. I'd whisper "dachshunds" instead.

In other news, the FBI has just closed the case on DB Cooper. Tommy Wiseau breathes a sigh of relief.

I'm drawing the heads of crocodilians in Sharpie without references. They look terrible.

There is a saying ‘You can’t fool an honest man’ which is much quoted by people who make a profitable living by fooling honest men. - Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

I need to work on my Blind Guardian collection. Badly.

Scale-mail is literally the best mail. Get that chain nonsense out of here, no one has time to draw that.

I find it funny that Led Zeppelin keeps getting sued over literally the one song they actually wrote themselves.

Fen'harel defeated the other elven gods... with One Punch.

Have You Ever Tried To Be Funny and Just Come Across as Bitter and Sassy?: An Autobiography

He drinks a whiskey drink...

He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink...

I returned weeks ago, bringing no significant change whatsoever in my activity. Whoops.

Internet is probably going to be disconnected. I'll be back as soon as I can.

The line between trolling and just having ideas is getting a little blurry.

Swift as the River Ankh, time flows on. Though you have disembarked, your works, your legacy, the immortality of masters past, shall float on.

So, which river am I supposed to be as swift as? I hope it's the Ankh.

Toast is an unnatural-looking word.

I feel like Malekith should have danced more.

Conan the Barbarian, Steve Harris, and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar...

"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Might doesn't make right, just stubborn.

Fear and Loathing in Innsmouth

'I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.' - Lord Vetinari

Nyarlathotep has the TARDIS.

Old Hobbits die hard.