HeavyMetalSunshineSister

Profound frozen chicken lives.

Niccolo Machiavelli had a black belt in sarcasm.

It is true that curiosity killed the cat. What they don't tell you is that it's the dog that was curious.

Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

The good die young, therefore cartoonish villainy is the best medicine.

Lesson learned from Minecraft- all hobos are werewolves.

Only I can be President of the MOON!

I have had it with these degenerate Creepers spawning in my house. At noon. With eight torches in the place.

My impressive fortifications bring all the invading hordes to the [court]yard, because they are unaware of a few key facts regarding the relative hardness of their heads versus meter-thick stone walls.

This is not war, this is pest control!

Draw me like one of your French Shoggoths.