Chro

Well I won't be able to attend this year because of other priorities, so a paper printout of me will be attending in my stead.

And that paper printout will be the life of the party, more so than you have ever been... You will reveal it was just a papercut out all long, but people won't care, they will prefer the cutout over you, and you will come to regret the choice you made, Crying out to the heavens in anger and regret "Why did I ever create that cursed cutout! Why!?"

You cannot place a curse upon me. You lack the power to do so.